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    Azimio in Murang'a

    Woman's voice: (sarcastically) Onawe wî wa Azimio? Another voice: Ûû? (Nani) Woman's voice: Ûngiamakia mûno! (Pia wewe ni wa Azimio? Nani? Ungenishangaza sana!)
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    Azimio in Murang'a

    What are profit margins of desert sand in Saudia? I'm really interested to know because I know someplace I can source desert sand in bulk.
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    2m imeenda hivo tu

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    Away from the Djokovic farce

    WHERE IS JULIAN ASSANGE? Fuaking hypocrites...
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    Wordle Challenge Day 5

    Hizo mia hutoka wapi?
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    Heartbreaking Scenes at Yala Morgue

    I hope as they died they felt the fear and helplessness their victims felt.
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    This, I hear, ...

    Lies! PROKOPANDA!
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    Pamba loses dog

    Did the D- mean "British Bulldog"? In any case, all dogs are one species. Lakini tunawasamehe juu mtu aliokota D- kimungumungu atajuaje?
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    Baiskeli au Kipikipi

    But can he go to Kangema on a rainy Sunday afternoon? And if he can, can he also carry a whole bunch of green bananas, and sweet potatoes, and stuff to bring back in the evening? Can he also carry along his pregnant girlfriend? And if he can do all that in the rain, can he truly say he...
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    Itumbe the egg

    Bloggers have discovered how to flip photos on MS Paint! Are we even safe anymore?
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    Mjichunge barabarani

    Basic red flags that people ignore. These things never have their engines break down unless you stick a grenade under the bonnet.
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    Pray for Tonga

    Pray to who? The God who was powerless and unable to prevent the events, or the one who allowed and/or was unwilling to prevent both it and the subsequent tsunami?
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    Mlichezwa Nanii

    Would you take it right after recovering from flu?
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    OKIYA THE Shaolin MASTER: SAFI SANA

    Cowards like you die many times before their death. Dying was nowhere near that ninja's mind. Wewe unaona kama ungekua unazikwa hii weekend sindio?
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    Halsa suspends campaigns - amechoka, amefirisika, oksijeni imeisha

    Hujui kuandika Kikuyu. Jifunze. U, Û, na O are totally different sounds and are not interchangeable. Likewise I, Î, na E. Kikuyu haina Ī, Ì, Í, Ï, Ū, Ù, Ú, na Ü.
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    each day brave get vindicated

    Mazee I have been saying this!
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    Huyu anasema nini ?

    Kizungu ya mapua hukuchenga sio?
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    Game changer - We the Brave

    If you have had a COVID infection in the past, you don't need a vaccine. It's redundant, useless, and probably not entirely harmless. That's why GoK forcing armtwisting people to get the jab is either done in ignorance or in arrogance or both. In other words, we the brave hatudungwingwi.
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    2.6M Discuss

    Afadhali ninunue Honda Fit Hybrid mbili jo! Full of safety features, spacious, sexy to look at, breathtaking interior especially if you don't buy the base junks from Mombasa, runs on the smell of rag dipped in petrol... Mazee Fit is fun to drive.
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    Mugathe...Kplc...Tuamini nani sasa

    If it is being backdated, will I be refunded for the tokens I paid in December? Why do I have a feeling that this "reduction" will only be for postpaid bills while the rest of prepaid hoi polloi will continue to pay as they have always paid?
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