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    Ufala.
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    This is Guka - The Oracle Speaketh Again...

    Who does this motherfucka think he is? (But one AU High Representative for Infrastructure will jump at the chance only to be seen dozing at the dressdown zoom meeting).
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    Budget 2022-2023: Official Thread

    I rebuke that spirit katika jina la Yesu! Chapa Man City, RISWA!
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    This is Guka - The Oracle Speaketh Again...

    Not sure who advices Ukraine, but I'm sure they're not her friend. So Russia started pulling out from key positions and infrastructure installations including Chenorbyl. But someone then decided it would be a good idea to send two choppers into Russia and bomb an oil depot, which they did...
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    This is Guka - The Oracle Speaketh Again...

    ToJ! Katambe kutamba!
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    Junet Mohamed: Ruto Offered Raila Half Of Government If He Helped Him Overthrow Uhuru From Power

    That stupid smirk of his is what I can't stand. Afadhali Amos wako alizaliwa na smile yake, but Junet's is one of a taunting, arrogant, drunk-with-power villain.
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    This is Guka - The Oracle Speaketh Again...

    Named after Somalis supposedly for their indefatigable bravery. Name one Western country who can be willing to be associated with virtues of black people.
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    Roman Abramovich- Kwani sumu ya huku ni Noma aje?

    I suspect the UK government. They have taken all his money including Chelsea merchandise sales, tickets cash, his aircrafts, etc. Wakishaonja hio windfall unafikiri watataka kuiachilia? The first thing they do is to eliminate him, and since dead men tell no tales, they can claim his cash was...
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    Bus loses control and veers into oncoming traffic along Thika road in Pangani.

    That's one motivated, hardworking, early-rising person whose week has been ruined by a crazed incompetent motherfucka hurtling a mabati box alongside sane people.
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    Ulefi:Tusker na Balozi cans...

    I wanted to see if the person understood the concept. Hukuona vile amejibu na kiburi na ni yeye alieka thread na kisha akadelete reply? Na sasa ndo huyu anajifanya hakua amenijibu.
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    Ulefi:Tusker na Balozi cans...

    If you buy 10 cans, how much will you be saving?
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    Mafuta ya kupikia

    You didn't save anything. You thought you spent less but you definitely did not save even 1 shilling. Spending less is not saving. Saving is putting aside.
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    BBC Kenya's killer roads

    I knew two women that we attended driving school together. The most incompetent mammals behind a steering wheel, it was unbelievable. I was hoping that the NTSA examiners would out them, but I saw really good drivers having trouble passing the examination than the said women. Sadly, one of...
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    Largest Hummer H1.

    Why?
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    regrets galore

    I don't know what your beef with me is. I have already said that I have low opinion of pompous hypocritical charity in front of multitudes. It is said to be good manners that when you give, "let not thy right hand know what thy left giveth". I also think that it is good manners to be grateful...
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    regrets galore

    First you ask this: But then you answer yourself:
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    regrets galore

    Please pay attention to all italized in bold. Na mwirute guthoma. You accuse me of thinking that GoK officers misappropriated funds, or cut corners, or stole? Of course that has never happened in Kenya! Na mtu ananiambia nisiwahi mletea ujinga! Au it's because I said your Saint Uhuru is a shady...
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    regrets galore

    Looks like you jumped into replying without reading my previous contribution. She was not demanding standards from the president but from those people that the president had asked to do the job. It's like this. I tell you that I have sent someone with 2kg unga to cook ugali for you and your...
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    regrets galore

    This is what shoddy workers and their allies tell you. I once had a fundi and his friends tell me that after I rejected some shoddily-welded gate that I had procured from the said fundi. Somehow I got the back my money in full.
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