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Kifaranga akimeza mahindi huuzwa kama kuku mzima.

Jamba ya Mondeke.

Hizi bonobo zilinunua transformer imbo ndio zikule pesa, they created parallel billing/ token generating systems so that they siphon money na uko hapa ukisema Kengen ndio inawangusha?! Kengen has been around since Narc govt n by then KPLC was performing well but when this thieving regime came...

Exactly. Hii inauma said

Are they of any value?! Like poppy ama ni maua tu ya kawaida na itakauka.

This KPLC issue, leaves me with a bitter taste, yaani a company that has been enjoying near monopoly for decades can be brought down by greedy individuals and the corruption is termed as poor policy?! This country is f*cked up in all fronts.

Unataka kuongea mbaya?! Uliza Johnte Tei ile kichapo ya humility Rona ilimchapa, Mr Brave.

Eeeh?!

Sai ndio unajua?!

Yeye anafanya dry fast

Maybe ni helpless sibling

Rumours have it that she is on a strict vegan diet kupunguza weight hio ingine yenu ni story za kuomba pombe on a friday.

Eeh na hurubaro zake:)

Karma has a nasty way of administering humility.

I remember sometimes back when he was trashing Kenya's approach to Covid, when the govt decided to close our border, he said something like "Wakija kununua bidhaa zetu, wagongwe kisawasawa." It sounded so personal and or childish.

SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS: Another short story

It's not their army that we should be wary of but their wananchi who deal with ordinary Kenyans on a daily basis, sanasana in business. Hii manugu kama walichoma day old chicken from Kenya, waka auction ng'ombe za maasai n other ills subjected to Kenyans, nini hawawezi fanya.

If Tanzanians are retarded and paranoid as him, and he succumbed in a Kenyan hospital, them idiots would say that Kenya(ns) killed him and this would lead to cross border aggression and animosity.

Wapi hapo?! Mi nko Mtwapa Summerworld. Nitakucall baadae