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El Icaweri cartel.

Mzee Wang'ondu akilewa husema ati hio kitu ya Waithera wa Silent bar, ilimeza Buroti yake na tingatinga. Alaf anatusi Maina wa boda anamwuliza " Wee maina ukiingia hapo ndani ya Waithera unaskianga tingatinga yangu na buroti zilipotelea hapo?"

Hawa watu, ai apana. Tena between Sobea and Salgaa, wamepanda avocados alaf wanajenga processing factory, then wakue sole exporters of processed avocado products, ndio wadictate bei tena.

@Aviator, ona mnyama. Changamka man tuchape deal

Congratulations to Shit hole and her husband.

Eeh bana, nilikua nangoja kuona, "according to his neighbour, H.E Mwai Kibaki, waliamshwa na nduru za bibi ya Patel"...

Lame duck amesema nini?! Huyo ataenda nyumbani saa icio ✌️turudishe Mbugua.

Acha kuharibia jina city yetu bana. Oliskia wapi?

Na vile many coasterians wanaamini ati most of their foods i.e; chapati, pilau and other mapochopocho haziwezi pikwa na gesi (gas) ati haitaiva vizuri, watafanya nini?

The sight of that rainbow n the thought if what it stands for, makes me retch with disgust and abhorrence

N wengine walipeleka hustler nonsense huko Gachie,

Piga sexercises and take Azithromycin, thank me later.

Kunywa dawa, piga tizi na maisha utayasukuma. Pole though.

FYI, people living with HIV and or on ARVs are not at such a high risk.

Now translate to English, achana na hio Oga's pidgin shait.

The founder of Synagogue Church of All Nations, (SCOAN) prophet TB Joshua, has died. R.I.P

I was about to concoct a story of how he before he was exterminated, had ingested some high value narcos and his accomplices came for it, posthumous.

Kivisi kinatembea na Escalade?! Wueh.

Ene nthi ni wananchi ama?!

@Introvert walikufinya cojones sana?!