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  1. Kender9

    kanairobbery

    @Meria tuchafue macho na picha za ule jamaa amekula copper chungu nzima Thika road.
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    Dim eye jinga imeuza kazi na freedom 9k kende!

    Maalim weka punctuation, nilisoma Dim eye as dimèyë, a zulu name.
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    Homosexual Beer

    Bold= brave= bomoa kabat
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    Classic

    @mzeiya, long long time ago the station wagon of this used to be matatus plying Nairobi Nyeri route christened Nyeri Matuini (from Nyeri to Heaven) cos of how speedy they were deemed to be, yani mbio kama ya problematic box (Probox) ya Mogoka.
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    Transgender weightlifter Hubbard selected for Tokyo Olympics

    We have our own Nyairera and Mzansi's Semenya who have girlfriends.
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    wild meat

    Tamaa.
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    IEBC Crook

    No 05, niliacha akiwa college, akiwa CIP.
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    IEBC Crook

    @Pamba 1 , unajua hii mtu?
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    House Tour Ya Fadhela

    TF?! Hio shithole n the resident haiezi kosa vermins like ticks, pubic lice, kung'u the pilot, sorry kunguni, bot flies and all manner of dirty wildlife.
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    Leo si Irish...

    My fren umaweza lipwa pesa ingine on a sato afternoon uweke ingine kwa Mpesa ifuke daily limit, na uone huwezi peleka ingine kwa hao cos you have a shiny eyed lass, useme ujaribu bahati yako na kuiweka kwa gari or kwa mwili, cos that's the only things you trust.
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    AOB June 8eenth

    Short brown hairless Kenyan, na makanika mlevi ni 6 ft 2.
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    AOB 19rd June, Twenteen Twenti one

    Word has it that the damsel tried to commit suicide, sadly to no luck
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    AOB June 8eenth

    Take heart brother, no matter how dark skinned you may think you are, ukaenda Juba watakua wakikuita "Brown Guy", I am optimistic you're not Dinka black. No hate intended on our 8ft cousins.
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    Ukambani yet again

    Ama ni Mutheu amekurushia dumba?
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    The snake catchers of Kahara village in Kiharu - Murang'a County.

    Eeh. Watuonyeshe sasa wakishika black mambas and gaboon vipers
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    IG bans Pamba from posting hekayas

    That's why they are called "disciplined Forces", they can't picket, strike, you air your grievance and give out info via chains of command.
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    IG bans Pamba from posting hekayas

    Na kweli musikari @Pamba 1 alienda wapi?!
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    Insecurity Kanairo

    Na coppernol x3 ya kichwa, kifua na macagarry.
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    Kenneth Kaunda is dead

    Rest in Peace Eternal Mr President, meanwhile Boko Haram have confirmed that their leader Abubakar Shekau has been anihilated. Kufa kabisa ghaseer hii n uende jehanam express.
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    Potatoe crisix growing

    Pale ile stretch ya salgaa?! Nakwambia watatake over soko ya avocados halaf mkulima kama buddy atakua akinunuliwa avocado 20 kwa 3 bob, hapo ndio watu waliong'oa majani chai wakapanda hass watajua they know not.
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