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@Meria tuchafue macho na picha za ule jamaa amekula copper chungu nzima Thika road.

Maalim weka punctuation, nilisoma Dim eye as dimèyë, a zulu name.

Bold= brave= bomoa kabat

@mzeiya, long long time ago the station wagon of this used to be matatus plying Nairobi Nyeri route christened Nyeri Matuini (from Nyeri to Heaven) cos of how speedy they were deemed to be, yani mbio kama ya problematic box (Probox) ya Mogoka.

We have our own Nyairera and Mzansi's Semenya who have girlfriends.

Tamaa.

No 05, niliacha akiwa college, akiwa CIP.

@Pamba 1 , unajua hii mtu?

TF?! Hio shithole n the resident haiezi kosa vermins like ticks, pubic lice, kung'u the pilot, sorry kunguni, bot flies and all manner of dirty wildlife.

My fren umaweza lipwa pesa ingine on a sato afternoon uweke ingine kwa Mpesa ifuke daily limit, na uone huwezi peleka ingine kwa hao cos you have a shiny eyed lass, useme ujaribu bahati yako na kuiweka kwa gari or kwa mwili, cos that's the only things you trust.

Short brown hairless Kenyan, na makanika mlevi ni 6 ft 2.

Word has it that the damsel tried to commit suicide, sadly to no luck

Take heart brother, no matter how dark skinned you may think you are, ukaenda Juba watakua wakikuita "Brown Guy", I am optimistic you're not Dinka black. No hate intended on our 8ft cousins.

Ama ni Mutheu amekurushia dumba?

Eeh. Watuonyeshe sasa wakishika black mambas and gaboon vipers

That's why they are called "disciplined Forces", they can't picket, strike, you air your grievance and give out info via chains of command.

Na kweli musikari @Pamba 1 alienda wapi?!

Na coppernol x3 ya kichwa, kifua na macagarry.

Rest in Peace Eternal Mr President, meanwhile Boko Haram have confirmed that their leader Abubakar Shekau has been anihilated. Kufa kabisa ghaseer hii n uende jehanam express.

Pale ile stretch ya salgaa?! Nakwambia watatake over soko ya avocados halaf mkulima kama buddy atakua akinunuliwa avocado 20 kwa 3 bob, hapo ndio watu waliong'oa majani chai wakapanda hass watajua they know not.