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  1. Kender9

    Chomelea

    Mechanic wenye najua wako na Toyota za kafuraita or EFI, like 100 &90 na caldina ya nyama
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    Khaminwa

    Eite fae
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    Khaminwa

    You mean nitatajirika kama yeye sababu nimemcheka?
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    Khaminwa

    Huyu mzee si atosheke na ile pesa amekula since Nyayo error(pun intended) aachie young brains. Na awekwe denture, mdomo iache kukaa ka ya hippo with only 4 teeth protruding. In his argument on BBI, kuna mahali amesema thapothedly(surposedly).
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    Comrades Duped

    Sio necessarily kua mjinga, ni desperation sa zingine. Uliona case ya madame walikua waende job UAE, wakapandishwa ndege Wilson but waliland kwa kina @Budspencer , Eld?
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    Comrades Duped

    Muizi mjinga, kama unaiba iba maximum, angetafuta Rosa ama nganya ibebe maximum no of to be victims, atoke na laptops like thate. Ukitafta laana tafuta na pesa mingi sio peanuts.
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    Gunia: Ka-Dynasty in Dagoretti

    Tangu msee from county 001, aliulize vile mviazi (Potato yielding tree) inakaa, ndio nilijua ignorance is underrated.
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    Kúhúra mboco

    That's hard work and nowadays people work smart. If you think hard work is lucrative, show me a rich donkey or even a rich tea/coffee/groundnut/cashewnut/vegetables small scale farmer who can tell you, nilianza na debe moja ya waru......
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    Kúhúra mboco

    All this is so cumbersome and all I wanted ni ile unajichocha ati nko kwa shamba nitarudi town baadae. Nikasema to heo with such kind of farming.
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    Kúhúra mboco

    I guess that day Ouru and my ex had the last laugh.
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    Kúhúra mboco

    Aaa. Reke nemwo.
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    Kúhúra mboco

    What I underwent last year, sitawahi sahau. Nilikua nimehire 2 ladies na mzee mmoja, wamama ni wa kuharvest na mzee wa kuzipiga. The material day, mzee akaenda MIA, nikasema nijaribu kuzipiga kabla nipate casual labourer mwingine. Sema kupata blisters. Hapo na hapo nilisema mimi na ukulima yenye...
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    Gunia: Ka-Dynasty in Dagoretti

    Mbao za mufirifiri (Pepper trees) Hazikulangwi na memenye. Ama pilipili humea wapi, asking for Templer.
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    Muggers becoming more courageous

    Ama maybe ni jilted lover alikua anataka kuona crow inaongea na nani. Outside the 📦 thinking.
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    Captchas

    I have noticed that on my phone, thought it was phoenix browser problem & I almost uninstalled it.
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    Crime of Passion.

    Bado hujaelewa
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    Who will loose his genitals or brains first

    The reflexes of drunkards is impaired, akili huenda kama saa and again they (reflexes) slow with age, so the turbaned looter has an upper hand over the rest.
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    Jaguar Hospitalised

    Or just an abscess or even a micro laceration, trust our slay leaders to blow things that affect them out of proportions.
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    Jakoyo's Burial

    Noogle, @Meria hawes fikisha mboga.
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