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Tough times zimefanya wanaume wakue daredevils, mpaka wana disarm @Pamba 1 and continue to ransack the place for a cool 15 minutes. Hope hii desperation wouldn't take Kenya Mzansi route. Our leaders should learn from what is happening in the region.

Some people's slowness is underrated, kuna mtu hapa akili yake iko kwa jamaa wa kieleweke. Wengine wamepita hio listing yako wakidhani it's about politics.

Since Monday morning Kibarani ilikua mambo baad , watu wamelilia SGR aje, watoto wa shule wakiachwa na train. The train had to be delayed for 7 minutes because it was total chaos na bado watu wengi waliachwa, including yours truly.

You don't say?!

After the fame utamuona na her pregnant girlfriend, Semenya-esque or Nyairera.

Kama vile wewe hueka kipara?! BTW vile kuko huku, usijaribu kufika hapa, 1. Upepo itakuinua inu inu 2. Kunguru (bird) wanaeza kuangushia mfupa kwa kipara ndio watoe bone marrow.

The crown prince ako areas, causing major traffic disruption between Lights and Makadara. Akwende kwake Icaweri akikaukanga.

Acha kuniita hivo, ama nikuje hapo Mundeke nikupure na mawe

Leta statistics za Kiambaa

Kwa kijiji mkachinja mbuzi na mtu, yeye akule karibu nusu , abakishie kijiji, the rest na marondo na kichwa then awambie bill ni yenu, huyo ni mtu mzuri kweli?

Wewe na kizungu ni kama Rafinha na mpira Rafinha

The cow has been weaponised?! Amaa!?🤷

Stop sugarcoating, use a harsher word.

Problem is, our spending is always inflated and our leaders lack integrity and transparency.

Just walk there, thank me later.

Na Mzee aliyelimwa na Mzee mwenza Lengo Mdzomba huko Kwale? And the chain-smoking errand boy aka covid billionaire.

Huyo si Wakanai, Big Poppa pump, the regular caller kwa Maina n King'ang'i?

Saturday nitafutie Kaloleni traditional dancers wavae mahando, wanilaki pale Bokole nikiland.

Brare magua