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Wajinga wamechoma dorm na wamerudi tu leo. What's wrong with these kids?

Alaf upike nayo?! Hata kama haina uvundo, reke nemwo.

I saw Nakuru county displaying charcoal briquettes made from human :poop:

Same whatsapp group with governor mutegure Chokosh.

Ama nifanye hivo kwa end year party which is due in 2 wewks?! Ubaya nitacheka nijulikane

Maji ilikua incase the tear gas ignites a fire, they would quickly contain it.

Most likely the thugs vamoosed a long time ago and now the "active shooters" are helping themselves and hiding/gathering evidence.

Otis na Kamau wameamua kupitia Equity Kisumu. @Meria kimbia leta mbisha.

Tumia Box, way faster than buses and still comfortable.

Ile siku Chokosh atafanya blunder ya kuanika huyo number 4, atajipata pabaya sana ama kwa mto Tana.

GoTV inaingilia wapi mambo ya fucksin?

Alikuwa na 50/- na 200/- ama ksh50,200/-?

Nimewai lala Kayole police station cos ya kuita karao flani crew nikiwa leave na nilikua nimeachilia mandevu and nywele. Kuniweka kwa cruiser nikawashow nitatolewa asubuhi na nduthi(outriders) za auntie yangu Lucy Kibaki, lets say sio mimi nilikua naongea but Iceberg kadhaa. This did not auger...

Hapa ulikua unaskia jina yako imeitwa alaf unarudi na rooster, maziwa na mkate unakua wee ndio od wa weekend, before monday kuraukia Makadara ama cityhole.

Oh my bad. Still I hope the jewels were salvaged in good time.

Poor Vaite, I hope the phallus was salvaged ikiwa motomoto, ikapelekwa kuchomelewa, kama sio hivo atakuwa na maisha magumu ya kukejeliwa na machungu.

Akili ni mali kila mtu ana yake. So hana?!