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Looks like a cadaver.

Some people are Kenya railways train slow.

My thoughts too.

Yeah, ile route CS Macharia aliambia watu kama hutaki kulipa toll, watakua wanapitia.

A certain fren has been complaining of fatigue, nausea and joints pain, so nikamwambia twende tukunywe supu muteta, iwekwe ngori, a few minutes later anajiskia ako flatulent, kujaribu kutoa gas, maneno ikaharibika. Mwanaume amestukia amechanganya oil na maji, imebidi anunue Afwong'o mpya. Sijui...

Rednecks.

Huyo hakosi ni teja wa Kibokoni.

The new Tims (Timsvirl) inasumbua sana, ni kama NTSA hawaja update database yao. I was trying to transfer a m/v but haikua inaonekana kwa Timsvirl but kwa hio ingine inaonekana, but every time I tried to proceed to transfer, I would get an error message.

Huyo ni okiya, yule wa rainbow movement.

Juzi karibu nipigwe kwa kalocal when I told a reveller who happens to originate from the lakeside, that Baba will be the 5th come rain come sunshine, jamaa akadai "nyinyi nadanganya wajaluo, apana leta micheso buana, mnajua baba owes enda term mbili, mbona nyinyi nisitafute Mjaluo midogo?"...

Ulitaka wafanye nini na hio chakula? Mummify it until the court case is determined?! Wacha watu wakule buana.

Hii haijaachana sana na charitable acts kama za Governor Chokosh, Prophetess Natasha and Senator Millicent Omata.o, tofauti tu ni vile hakupiga picha.

On the contrary, hapa unakeep right.

I agree, with devolution, came devolved corruption. We were just having a conversation with a colleague and he was telling me how his brother who works with a county govt, is in Uganda for three weeks and he's pocketing more than 30k/day and before that he was in Rwanda. Apparently the guy will...

Explain to me like a grade 1 kid, how that happens.

My friend ako na hio sore throat, akimeza chakula lazima asimame ndio iteremke

Stop over/underthinking sometimes.

That illegal structure above his belt looks, well; illegal.

For the 100st time unaambiwa "Covid has a way of dealing with ndorekas"

Hata salamu zimerudi zile za kitambo, hakuna kugota tena.