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Walai bila lie hiyo ni my Wanking hand. My right hand. Transport routes will always remain open and the comedy of it is that wanasema dereva wa msedes kama Mimi na wewe we don't pose any risk as we are on our own. I returned to work Monday and I can tell you @Meria ,korwo wi guku, ungiri na...

I don't care what anyone says, hii kitu 70% of Europeans have had a brush with it. Just think of a country like the UK and it's surface area. Ongeza the sophisticated transport infrastructure! It doesn't take a week to spread any virus to everyone. And that is replicated in all European...

I think it's too late. And what's the point anyway when there is barely any arrivals apart from the already existing returnees who already know their fate.

Long weekend of sunshine predicted in the UK and it doesn't end until Tuesday thanks to the Bank holiday!.. The first weekend with a public holiday and sunshine since last August! Nyinyi watu hamwes elewa Living in darkness and below 5 degrees temperature for more than 6 months. What's an...

This guy Pictured here with his 44 years old wife, are expecting a baby. Congratulations Sir Ecclestone. This guy ran Formula one racing and basically owned it for decades. He will be 90 when the baby is born.!.. True Alpha male. Her eldest daughter is older than her wife but then that's how...

It is a different generation this one. Living their lives online. Morality and dignity has been replaced by "likes". Na saa hiyo hatujaenda ata Instagram, Twitter na anga tiktok!...

@Okiya ,I've been watching your contributions in the last few days and I'm going to tell you one thing. You can't Wish this phenomenon away. And the numbers you're working with?!... I think you need to reboot your gadgets.

Funny as fuck although it's 2 metres not one metre. Kikikikkkk!!.....

Fact is, 90% of nudes in people's inboxes were taken by the sender's themselves. There is more nude pics of males than of females out there. But unless you are a politician or a person of influence,male nudes don't seem to have the same value as female nudes. Why this is ,is anyone's opinion...

Kuna ndume iko na nudes za huyu Yvonne Okwara. Hiyo bile is too personal a raw nerve has obviously been touched. And she doesn't cum across as the type who bothers to shave her nether regions. Tutazingoja tu ....

What we know so far: Brenda is clean shaven and keeps a very tidy garden. Brenda won Miss Covid 19 Kericho contest. Brenda aliambukiza Brayo mdudu. Brenda alipata mtoto wa Brian. Now, Brenda's got a baby.

Hii si chakula, ni vaccine ya Corona virus.

Wewe Kwanza ni mlemavu wa kiakili, and you're busy pointing your four jointed tumbili like fingers at disabled people. Nansens!....

Mnyama!...

Hapo Sawa. Every little helps.

Kikikikkkk!... My little boy kuna time alifungua mlango bila notice but I managed to get off her mother just in time. Kidogo kananiuliza ' daddy,why are you sweating?' kikikikkkk.... Nilikaambia daddy is having a bad dream...

This is an impossible question to answer even by the Chinese who claim to be getting back to some normality. We'll have to wait for them to make any conclusions. What terrifies me is that African countries have not even drawn their graphs never mind studied their curves!

It could be the reflection of the sun on a space station. Anyway, what were you doing in the bushes at night staring into the sky? Sex alfresco?.... Hii Corona haiwezi ata wacha wazazi watombane in their own bedroom without the hyper little fuckers knocking on the bedroom door seeking attention...

It takes an empire to fall for another to rise. Always has been always will be. We're just lucky to be living through a transition. The rise of the East and the fall of the West.

Back to work Monday and I've missed out on making a killing sasa ni kucheza catch up. Iko watu wamekafunga na hii Corona lakini haithuru....