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Sasa sweetheart!?... Siku most?... Ulipotelea wapi?..

Number one kwa list ya wannabes!.. 1. Carzola aka @uwesmake Apparently he is a bank manager who is in charge of approving and collection of debts to Small and medium sized businesses. Not to mention the unothordox methods he cums to unofficial debt recovery agreements with the ' better...

I obviously missed that. Weka evidence hapa tusherehekee...

Kikikikkkk!!!!

Kikikikkkk!!.. I have to say that is a very Accurate description of how I feel about my life!.. Hongera kwako. Mungu ni mwema!...

Kikikikkkk...!!!...

Going by the vybe i get from Listers and talkers, this is how I rank people from the birrionares to the wannbes. 1. @Purple - this woman is the Oprah Winfrey of ktalk! She is a natural born high achiever and doesn't know how to settle for second best. I suspect that she is a consultant...

Expensive is right but you can't put a price on the unconditional love you get from your kids can you? Especially in their infant years.

Wametii. Zamo ilikuwa ati you can't talk to them you're going to confuse them... I am now in contact with all my kids and the funny thing is that at the beginning, their moms walikuwa wanapokea simu and hand it straight to the kids. Saa hii I end up talking to their moms longer on video phone...

In my early years as an inexperienced heavy goods vehicles driver,I got a job with a company that had a fleet of about 40 vehicles. To get a full time position, you had to work six days a week and one Sunday every two weeks for three months. The only good thing was that on Sunday, we only had...

Obviously , disfunctional relationships are going to be exposed for what they are msimu huu wa forced cohabitation.

Hauwezi elewa jamaa wa kununua nyap. Generation yangu tulionja nyap ya mboch kabla hatujawai ona porn video on VHS. Kupata nyap involved kukatia which is a skill you young ones can't comprehend. Ndiyo maana tunawatombea ' ngaofrendz' mnashangaa. Women like attention and affection above...

Is it just me, a baby daddy to four women that is waking up to the realisation that these Babymommas never moved on in the first place and that they have been holding faith that I would return to them? Or is it just the desperation and loneliness that cums with lockdowns, isolation and social...

Mooo means Mooo! Just because the cow agrees to go into the bushes with you Doesn't mean that it wants sex.

Everyone laughed at Michael Jackson for wearing a face mask and gloves. And now y'all are wearing masks and gloves standing around looking like 'you wanna be starting something'. Kikikikkkk!!... Kikikikkkk!..... (By the way, that is the Joke of the day!... Kikikikkkk....)

Let's face it Mwalimu, nobody learns a different language without starting with the basics. I bet you most Listers will tell you what a vagina is called in all the tribal languages of Kenya and it's neighbouring countries but few can say hello in ten of the tribes.

Wacha racism padre. Kikikikkkk... And have a blessed Easter weekend.

I used my left hand that's why! Bado nacheza hide and seek na Corona hopefully it won't catch me insha'Allah.

Tumetoka mbali, almost 20 years buda!