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  1. Kabuda

    UK, here I come

    You call her old,I call her "Experienced". Kikikikkkk...
  2. Kabuda

    UK, here I come

    Wewe Egg merchant ; why are you speaking in parables?.....
  3. Kabuda

    UK, here I come

    No. My house is an underwear free house. The rules are the rules.
  4. Kabuda

    UK, here I come

    Just one house rule!... No wearing panties.
  5. Kabuda

    Najua Mmeona, Hata Mimi Nimeona.

    Apparently dereva alikumbuka wife ako nyumbani na ati amesahau simu na haina PIN number. Kikikikkkk!...
  6. Kabuda

    @BigDog. Kenya got it wrong from the start. No amount of lockdowns will help.

    Nchi ya kitu kidogo. The only people wearing blue along Kenyan roads and staring through your car window are just after a bribe. And it's all Uhuru's fault. Even though health is a Governor's responsibility. Not one Governor has cum up with a unique solution for tackling Corona even for street...
  7. Kabuda

    Joke of the day

    I went to the shop to buy six bottles of sprite but I picked 7 up! Kikikikkkk!!!! (Vile Listers wengine wanajaribu kushikanisha hii joke...) Kikikikkkk!!!!....
  8. Kabuda

    New Sheriff in town hahongeki:

    Niliwaambia there's a time Kenyans will look back waseme Uhuru was the best president Kenya ever had. If he does nothing else but bring back order to Nairobi city, history will forgive and forget all his other faults. You can't appreciate the infrastructural development of Kenya in the last ten...
  9. Kabuda

    In the headlines

    Church yenye Mimi huenda 2pac ni Prophet.
  10. Kabuda

    In the headlines

    Niko fiti kama fala.
  11. Kabuda

    In the headlines

    Apana. Tunataka wasichana under 30 years of age peke yake. Single mothers welcome but cannot be accompanied by their babydaddies. Big tits and big ass an advantage. Pretty face not necessary as 'panel beating' will be provided. Accommodation provided for the successful applicant but must be able...
  12. Kabuda

    KDF Chopper crash lands

    Eishh.. Hii ni NGORI joh!.... Yaani wakenya hawawezi fanya social distancing na helicopter inamwaga ngata?.. Na jee ikilimbuka?..
  13. Kabuda

    This is Guka - Mamungich Wenzangu Ambieni Haka Kahottie Nakapenda Kuruka........

    I had never heard of this woman before but I just listened to her through the whole interview. I am not a psychiatrist but I wouldn't go anywhere near this psychopath. Yes; she ticks all the boxes for a narcissistic psychopath who will stop at nothing at playing the victim in an attempt to gain...
  14. Kabuda

    I wouldn't sex her even if I was paid

    I am a Tattooist and a Nailist. I Hate tattoos especially on women. I could not be with a woman with long nails Mimi huona tu bad hygiene. Tattoos ata kama ni moja just puts me off. Each to their own though... It's a free world!....
  15. Kabuda

    I wouldn't sex her even if I was paid

    @unataka kujua ili?
  16. Kabuda

    Ruth wamum

    Mimi sioni ubaya ya twerking as long as ni Mimi peke yangu anafanyia twerking.
  17. Kabuda

    Ruth wamum

    Hiyo kitambaa ya nywele ni Wife material.
  18. Kabuda

    Revenge is the sweetest thing next to getting nyap... When Business and friendship collide. This happened this week.

    Pastor Chege. I know Shei akiwa na mizizi to his waist hapa UK. I have hustled with him for years and his life experiences I shared with him. Story ya Shei siwezi ongea Sana I might as well put my full names and date of birth here. I'm just surprised that he has become big in Kenya.
  19. Kabuda

    Revenge is the sweetest thing next to getting nyap... When Business and friendship collide. This happened this week.

    I know this guy and this guy knows me. Very small world. I can not say anything more.
  20. Kabuda

    Revenge is the sweetest thing next to getting nyap... When Business and friendship collide. This happened this week.

    Do you know that All women apart from your relatives are Naturally programmed to want to fuck you instinctively for procreation? Every woman on earth is preprogrammed to accept you the male as their future father to their siblings. All women are looking for is a reason for them to spread their...
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