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It's a Win Win situation the way I see it. If Biden wins, the Democrats get back in power and the world is a better place to live. If Trump wins, America descends into all out civil war and self destructs into a shit-hole country! Kikikikkkk!!....

PRRIIISSSSSS!!!!!!.....

I can't speak on behalf of the tooth, but I know I was eating clit when the tooth fell off. In related news; are you a spitter or a swallower? It's very mannerless for a lady to spit.

Khitsanake will be remembered as the Jerry Springer of funerals.

Nilioa. I had to choose between the tablet or her. I can't breathe!.... Kikikikkkk.....

So I had a tooth implant carried out on my front tooth after loosing my original one in a scuffle. Me and some racist white boys had had a frank exchange of opinions after they discovered that I had been romantically involved with one of their sisters.A bottle of Heineken beer landed on my face...

Hi Ho!..

"Learning to love yourself is the biggest love of all" - Whitney Houston If you don't like 'heavy set' people don't look at them.

Hippos Lives Matter. I prefer the days you used to keep your opinions to yourself and quietly ride your bike around Nairobi posting images of your rendezvous for us to see.

Paul Castellano

And you blame politicians and Uhuru for corruption and thievery?!!... All Kenyans are by default Thieves. If you cannot be trusted with a remote control, slippers ,sanitisers or hotel towels, how can you be entrusted with taxpayer's money and public property?

Tano Tena! Say what you will about Uhuru, infrastructure in Kenya has cum a long way in the last ten years.

Something might be wrong with my eyes lakini Mimi naona opportunity. Kikikikkkk!....

Siku utakuwa away Mimi naona your Geese will be cooked.

Fakhing Hell!... Fakh fakh's sakes...

Optimism and Kenyans don't mix. Kazi ni pessimism about Everything at Face value which results in low expectations which demoralises invention and plays into the hands of corrupt leaders which leads to impunity which is the foundation for a Shithole country.

Watu kama hawa unanyamazia tu. Hauwezi ita mtu stupid for having a different opinion to you. I blame the 8-4-4 education system na malezi mabaya.

Hii unabeba mpaka kwa ofisi next to your desk.

I'm looking at this picture and my stomach is churning with the thought of micro sized particles of poop, period blood, urine, mucus, nose boogers and all other bacteria etc.. And that's just what is lurking under the woman's LONG NAILS!! Hiyo maji iko tu Sawa....