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  1. Kabuda

    I've fuckin heard it all now!!....

    https://www.kenyamoja.com/video/mwanamke-aliyeolewa-na-ndugu-wawili-wa-familia-moja-waridi-wa-bbc-bbc-swahili-234891
  2. Kabuda

    Accident; Kama Vile Ripley's Believe It or Not...

    The person behind the steering is responsible for measuring the height of the load he is carrying. You are literally supposed to measure the height using tape measure before setting off. If you can then prove that the sign was misleading then you are not to blame. Angalia huyu wa double decker...
  3. Kabuda

    Nigas Have It Easy - A Story

    Man was made to suffer and Woman was made to feel the pain. Ukweli usemwe.... Women are emotionally way stronger than men and can take so much more pressure under stressful situations. And they still manage to look beautiful for you. We appreciate you all good women out there.
  4. Kabuda

    Suprise Stranger's call

    Niaje @Wakanyama consortium of handles?
  5. Kabuda

    Suprise Stranger's call

    Who could have thought that anything positive would cum out of being Rear Ended?.. Now you will always have fond memories of the day ulifunguliwa boot. Enyewe every cloud has a silver lining.....
  6. Kabuda

    Carpentry skills....

    I have Wood if you're willing to learn!... Kikikikkkk... Jokes aside, all you need to know is on YouTube. This year alone I have learnt to fix loose dental implants, fix my gas boiler and repair clogged plumbing. Never mind that I'm now also a qualified car mechanic thanks to YouTube!....
  7. Kabuda

    Your thoughts?.

    Almost impossible to forgive a woman who chooses a man over her child. It's up there on the list of unforgivable sins because it's consequences are irreversible ( unless of course you go ahead and finish off the victim!...) But Judgment and Vengeance belong to the creator above.
  8. Kabuda

    Praise and Worship Zimbabwe style!.... Enjoy.

  9. Kabuda

    This is Guka - The Beginnings of a Good Yarn. Writers Changieni Plot ii-Thicken....

    .......,now any red-blooded male would at the very least take a sneaky glance if only as a natural reflex at being accosted by a woman with such beauty and an hour glass figure! But that could never have been Fr. Stefanini!.... Word on the hills and valleys of Kamae had it that he was more...
  10. Kabuda

    Cyclist gets killed on Thika road by a fuakin bus

    Alafu inaonekana kama ilikuwa usiku. Hiyo ni kama death wish.
  11. Kabuda

    Cyclist gets killed on Thika road by a fuakin bus

    I cannot comment on this particular case because I don't know the circumstances but iko vile cyclists wanakuanga na entitlement issues especially the "hobby cyclists" going nowhere in particular. And it's only in Kenya where cyclists could be allowed on a busy highway like Thika road. Personal...
  12. Kabuda

    BuSHERRY OWNERS, PLAY CLEAN

    @Okiya , koti imeonelea uko na mashtaka ya kujibu. Utajitetea ukiwa upande mgani?
  13. Kabuda

    Bee Farming

    I used to keep bees for a Buzz. it's Sweet if you've got the skills but can be a Honeycomb of pitfalls that can leave you in Sticky situation if not done properly. As a business, many people have previously been Stung.
  14. Kabuda

    Beautiful Nyakio

    I can see where Mr. James Mwangi went wrong. He left Nyakio 'hanging'. Every bitter argument must end in bitter ,angry make up Sex. Women only start arguments because they need sexual attention. Nani ataambia hawa vijana wa singo mathaz hizi vitu jameni?!.....
  15. Kabuda

    Deep sea arrested in Roysambu

    Herbal agronomists.
  16. Kabuda

    What would you do??

    Legally,the Central bank of Kenya is obliged to accept those old notes in exchange of the new ones deadline notwithstanding. The only thing is that you have to either physically take them to the physical address of the CBK or post it to them. Now you know.
  17. Kabuda

    Queen Ant

    @Aviator ,siwezi mind kuingiza my Ovipositor into your Seminal receptacle. I don't care if it's the last thing I ever do.
  18. Kabuda

    A.O.B 8st September 2020

    Kinglion sounds. There will never be another DJ Papa Lefty.
  19. Kabuda

    Who are these 14%

    All polls are either fixed or false. 97% of the people know that!...
  20. Kabuda

    Snow In Narok

    I'll give you something to keep you warm....
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