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  1. JazzMan

    Mukuru Demolitions

    Haiya! Kuna demolitions Mukuru? We just need to vote someone who will fuck up this family proper. Only then will true justice descend on this land
  2. JazzMan

    Awareness week

    Tuondolee hii upus tafadhali. Ushaona wengine wanajaribu ku-rebrand paedophiles. We are not going down that slippery slope.
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    Meeting Team Scissors

    Basically, the big dude fell in lust with the curvaceous lesbian and then proceeded to give her the D. The lesbian fought with this new paradigm and tried to keep it away from her lesbian friends. Unbeknownst to her, her lesbian friends were also visiting the same guy for the D. In the end, she...
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    This is Guka - SeutEfrikee Sometimes Can Make You Proud...

    Which convention is this that ran for five months and required a military attache to attend for the entire five months? If it was planning for a post-apartheid era, why not start with the staunchest critics outside SA, Nyerere and Mwinyi? Why moi? The easiest African to deal with because they...
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    Kampala explosions

    Now you see the reason for the cancellation of D minus leave and off days
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    Meeting Team Scissors

    There's nothing stopping you from putting in your dipstick. Mchukulie kama tomboy na upite na yeye. May I suggest taking cues from this comedic skit
  7. JazzMan

    Corrupt Judiciary

    Nitakuja kuona yote baadaye ndio nitoe maoni but in general, this country needs a thorough cleaning huko judiciary na polisi, halafu tuanze kunyonga hawa wafisadi
  8. JazzMan

    ile ujinga iko hii Kenya. Part 2

    The statement wasn't about the two senators defending the accused in court, it was directed to the honorable senyeta remarking the state of the nation. My statement was meant to redirect his mshangao from remarking at the state of this nation, and towards the person who has allowed such...
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    Surely?

    Nimekumbushwa na tabibu mkuu wa kijiji @It's Me Scumbag kuna dawa pia unafaa kumeza. Pokea hii umeze 5x3 before and after every meal. Hata ukila mutura na boiro
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    This is Guka - SeutEfrikee Sometimes Can Make You Proud...

    Oh, and Mois only involvement with the ANC was to traffic arms via TZ. Otherwise he kept out of liberation affairs for fearing someone will sponsor a coup to remove him from power.
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    This is Guka - SeutEfrikee Sometimes Can Make You Proud...

    So, how can South Africans be educated in this country if there was no relationship between moi and the apartheid governments. I can give you a personal example. My own father went for a military exchange tour to apartheid SA for 5 months in the late 80's. How was that possible if there was no...
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    This is Guka - SeutEfrikee Sometimes Can Make You Proud...

    I never said Moi openly supported them, only that he had a good relationship with them. I have recordings of Tanzanian Generals and other general defence staff whose job it was to coordinate how the ANC militia will get their weapons and training. One of them mentions how Moi used to sneak...
  13. JazzMan

    Ganja Farmer...

    For real bangi iwe huru. This is a serious cash crop. We can plant the low THC variants are reap big off this organic craze happening in the west and europe
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    Surely?

    Ah, my fren. Welcome to the Senate, lakini kabla utoe viatu na socks, itakubidi umesanitise kwanza... Ukishajikausha, tuko na healing potion kutoka kwa mlogi wa kijiji @Meria iko na herbal extracts kama mnazi unaweza jipaka... Ukishang'aa kama fiatu fya David Rudisha, unaweza fanya hivi...
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    This is Guka - SeutEfrikee Sometimes Can Make You Proud...

    You'd be surprised https://issafrica.org/iss-today/zuma-awakens-a-dormant-relationship-with-kenya
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    These people

    Raila is a traitor looking to protect his loot, that's the reason behind the handshake. True, you shouldn't die because some idiots cannot think beyond their tribe, but it also doesn't mean you stand by when your country is getting sucked dry to benefit a few people while the idiot masses suffer.
  17. JazzMan

    THIEVES IN OUR SOCIETY

    Sio lazima akupatie solution. Uko na akili yako mwenyewe waeza itumia
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    NSFW MYSTERIES OF THE AFRICAN WAIST BEADS

    Mimi najua nikiona mwanamke na hizo, nivae condom tatu juu that coochie will be fire!!!
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    These people

    That family is a parasite to the state. Whether he is in office or not, they still get to suck public coffers dry, and don't forget all the land they own illegally. Akiamua kuiba nairobi, he will only succeed if we let him. Mtu asikudanganye you don't have the power to do anything, eti...
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    This is Guka - SeutEfrikee Sometimes Can Make You Proud...

    Why do you think Ke has a wishy washy relationship with SA unlike many of the other African countries?
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