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    Harambee Stars' & Ingwe Superfan Isaac Juma Murdered

    Fuck it. What is wrong with people nowadays. Human life has become cheaper than a charger bana
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    Tuinge Kithitu

    There was a client in our office back in 06. They had buried 3 brothers in succession. On this particular day, a Monday he had an appointment in the office. He came at around 8, teary. He sat down and started crying. Mwanaume akilia ni ngori Asked him what was wrong. He told us he is just...
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    Tuinge Kithitu

    Its a call to our ancestors to deal with you Decimates a whole family, livestock included If you are the cause, you die last Can only be administered by boy child ONLY I personally know 2 families it wrecked havoc When colonialists came to ukambani and saw the devastation it causes, they made it...
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    In the headlines

    If Mudavadi is so irrelevant, bure, etc, why are they discussing him 3 days later?
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    "Kahawa thungu"

    True. Apart from the sweetness they are of various very bright colours. Unaweza dhani imepikwa na Patel Musembi
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    "Kahawa thungu"

    If there is something I have never gotten on well with in this town for the past 40 years, walahi its Halwa. Stuff can make me throw up my hypothalamus bana!
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    January Poll

    Yesu Malia na Yosevu. Nikubaya hivyo?
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    January Poll

    How is he performing in the mountain? Pale twirra nikama he has climbed the mountain
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    Ngimanenes admirers fined 10,550

    I was just chilling you two legged monitor lizard :ROFLMAO:
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    This, I hear, ...

    All said and done, the fact that this thing is being prioritised over the Mahi Mahiu Road tells you a lot about our priorities
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    Tufurahi siku ya leo

    Amen!
  12. kingolonde

    Accident Alert: Miritini

    This company needs to be suspended or done away with Too many accidents.
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    Accident Alert: Miritini

    Hakuna kafara Ujinga wa watu tu!
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    Accident Alert: Miritini

    Bonje is a slaughterhouse. Hapo mahali hata kama saitan ananifukuza sifikishi 40
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    BREAKING! Francis Atwoli

    Whatever little respect I had left for her has flown out of the window
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    Tufurahi siku ya leo

    Sande Padre. God bless you all
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    Letter from Africa: Desmond Tutu's funeral re-imagined Ghana-style

    :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: Letter from Africa: Desmond Tutu's funeral re-imagined Ghana-style Published1 day ago Share IMAGE SOURCE,EPA Image caption, About 100 people attended Desmond Tutu's modest funeral on New Year's Day In our series of letters...
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    This is Guka - Kule Uko Kuna Nyesha?

    Chunga venye unatuongelesha.
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    Baba in Thika

    The picture painted is that he has already climbed and is actually enjoying the view from there!
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    Pray for Tonga

    The problem is that these islands are so small, something this huge can literally wipe them off. May the good Lord be with them
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