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    Don't expect anything until 2028...

    They thought tugeges dishing out money in every manner of sports tournaments and church harambess would endear them to the youth, sasa kamenuka wacha tuone what other hare-brain ideas they will come up with
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    Moto kutoka jikoni

    If they pull this off, I'm hopefull about my country
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    A Drug That Can Regrow Teeth Enters Human Trial

    Tuma email, they may need a wide subset of the worlds population for the trials
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    Another 600m to a B to drown in the swamp

    Ile math ya, "if you had a B in your a/c, it allows you to withdraw 100k daily for 27 yrs before it runs dry", puts a B in perspective
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    Knocking some sense to Rigathi

    majamaa voted for a clown sasa they want to dump him on guys who wanted nothing to do with him
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    One step forward...two backwards (sarakasi ya Jamhuri)

    Only rich people drink soda!
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    What's the best phone in Kenya under Ksh. 15000

    I agree, but get the latest in the series, Redmi 13c
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    A Drug That Can Regrow Teeth Enters Human Trial

    Are you interested in the trials?
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    Njambi Koikai Passes Away

    Sad, very sad
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    Alai

    From a small sample of social media posts, their bosses screw them over ikikuja to allowances
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    A Drug That Can Regrow Teeth Enters Human Trial

    https://www.engadget.com/the-worlds-first-tooth-regrowing-drug-has-been-approved-for-human-trials-174423381.html Biotech is entering its crazy phase, sasa imebaki dawa to regrow human brain tupunguze ujinga duniani
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    EAC Financial Troubles due to our Broke Neighbours

    We accepted too many jokers too quickly, tho naona Ethiopia has started showing interest. If they join the likes of Burundi, Somalia, DRC even Rwanda can be thrown out bila feelings
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    When you want to tax milk

    There was a time during such times za glut they would have a buy two get one free offer so they don't waste milk. But even without this, processors should be turning the glut into powder, butter & cheese then Ruto in his foreign travels should be looking for markets. Lakini wacha farmer aumie
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    The stench that refuses to go away: Jet-Gate

    Mjinga anauza inchi for a private jet ride. We always asked ourselves how pre-colonial era tribal chiefs would sell their own people into slavery for beads and mirrors, mumeona how the stupidity is still with us
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    This is Guka - South African Earthquake

    Construction sites, all unskilled labour is quickly becoming Burundians
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    Man under siege Part 2

    Probably because he had no support, it would be easier to deal with a guy with no support
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    If Hitler woke up today, he would just faint

    Kudos to the guy! But lets not forget Obamas presidency led to trump, who would have thought a guy claiming Obama had a forged birth cert would end up as prez? The fight against racism has just turned a new page, its not over!
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    Your officers calling for your help

    Time for our own gitmo. Itawekwa wapi, migingo, ilemi triangle?
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    Being cut down to size. Kumalizwa Kumalo

    A new group has been promised no. 2 in 2027
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    DRC Coup Attempt

    They had even taken the presidential palace, were they misled to believe they would find the prez there
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