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Akin to blubber.

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They're the true epitome of the old adage, "ukiona simba amenyeshewa usidhani ni paka".

Sawa kabisa.

He's probably preparing for a movie role.

Because she knows, if he divorces her, he will be taken to the cleaners. The guy is extremely rich. He is hurting. You can tell from his face, the forced laughter and puffed up eyes.

Have you ever tried climbing a flat wall?

Maybe we are all overthinking this. A true African ndume haezi kula spaghetti for supper kila siku. Lazima ale ugali, nyama, muthokoi for the Kao in him etc.

He's busy shopping for "white" toilet paper. You don't ever want to run out. :ROFLMAO:

Chris Rock, Dave Chapelle?

Arthritis = gout.

He has some MAJOR tax issues. Trust. That hidden card is about to be unleashed. Anyway, let Jubilee cannibalize themselves. We're watching from the sidelines.

Heshima? That kleptomaniac needs to be in jail.

Jatelo, you never disappoint.

Self serving idiot politicians.

How has that worked out for you so far?

The other way around. This is being funded by NASA.

Bondo express by saa nane. Old adage, no honor amongst thieves. "Webe ni ure, ure". :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: Keep clutching at straws. You're still in one (denial) of the 5 stages of grief. Mpaka Jubilidiots have become philosophers of sorts.

Good example. Needed a logo done for a start up biashara with one of the biz partners. So we get this guy, he quotes me 50k. Had done enough research that the one we wanted would cost no more than 15k. Told him the same. Aka catch. Told him to f**k off. That's how people lose business and...

Bondo express by saa nane is still reloading. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: