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  1. Clemens

    In the latest episode of the Boiling Mrima series...

    Wueh!!! Some dumb moves by people who should know better.
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    Kenya nchi yetu ni ya ajabu kweli!

    ELGEYO MARAKWET COUNTY KEIYO SOUTH SUB COUNTY KAPTAGAT POLICE STATION. SUBJECT. INCIDENT REPORT/ ARREST OF POLICE OFFICERS. Refer to OB 29/16/12/2024 at 2200hrs. It was reported by Josphine Kandie of cellphone no. 0721398040 that her cows went missing today around 1800hrs. She later got...
  3. Clemens

    Nairobi's Fading Glory

    Kilimani and kileleshwa and now glorious pipeline estate. I dislike the current state of Nairobi with a passion.
  4. Clemens

    How to Get Rid of Fruit Flies

    Kumbe a neighbour burning up wet eucalyptus chippings under his mango tree was in the know of how to deter fruit flies.
  5. Clemens

    Kenya nchi yetu ni ya ajabu kweli!

    Bursted by whom in a police station? By the way pre-2007 Kipkorgot was known as Gatonye.
  6. Clemens

    Mombasa Road the New Eatery

    Yaani tunarudi pre-romans times, just to keep the road tendering gravy train continuously rolling?
  7. Clemens

    Mombasa Road the New Eatery

    A time tasted way of construction intitiated by the Roman empire 2400 years ago.
  8. Clemens

    The disaster that is the African medical industry

    This is so fucked up, how can you be deducting 4580 from a salary each month and not come through, yet the 'failed' NHIF was catering for everything while deducting 1700?
  9. Clemens

    The disaster that is the African medical industry

    The pure and unblemished truth.
  10. Clemens

    The people are tired

    He has been threatening Chiefs for 3 or 4 years now.
  11. Clemens

    Kasongo Counters in Social Media War

    I did the only thing I can, unfollowed their pages, why should I read a paid up advert?
  12. Clemens

    Kasongo Counters in Social Media War

    Could be the much touted Pauline?
  13. Clemens

    Moses Kuria has Deleted this tweet

    Kindiki although being a professional in the ministry, suffers from the 'Tharaka tag' where the other merus and mount Kenyans perceive him in the negative.
  14. Clemens

    Moses Kuria has Deleted this tweet

    So long as I hate the locust mentality of the appointees(Kula kamaliza) I'm wise enough to know that, my prosperity is tied to the development of my mother's land, and/or the president, I wish him well since our collective future is intertwined. Fvck this but nitazoea?.
  15. Clemens

    What's Ruto afraid of?

    He who has been bitten by a snake, jumps at the sight of a rope. Kamba proverb.
  16. Clemens

    Kasmuel joins ODM

    If you live long enough, you will live to see yourself turning from a hero to a villain. (Don't know which dead philosopher said that, don't claim I plagiarized someone's quote). In modern times 'long enough' is a measly quarter of a year, don't I love the new Kenya.
  17. Clemens

    Uhuru Ruto Meeting

    The only politics I care about now is how its impacting my pockets and investments.
  18. Clemens

    Kenya hosting CHAN: another kasongo failure?

    As I used to say all politics is loco. We tried warning them in vain, walikuwa hawaambiliki hawasemezeki, but the close second pia isn't an option.
  19. Clemens

    270 degrees Rooftop Nairobi

    Hehehe amecatch, I have dined in 3 different continents, by the way dining etiquette is part of the induction course for the commissioned officers.
  20. Clemens

    270 degrees Rooftop Nairobi

    Kwani sponsor alimwagia sahani?
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