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    UNVACCINATED Kenyans to be locked out of public transport

    My locals peddler hasn't been vaccinated. So I don't see her enforcing this
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    Always known Turkana is exhilarating!

    The tourism potential in this country hasn't even been scratched. This country is blessed.
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    Awareness week

    I know that some forms of homosexuality existed in Africa in one way or another.
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    NSFW MYSTERIES OF THE AFRICAN WAIST BEADS

    Saw many of them in Uganda. For some reason I liked them. Surprisingly, I never once saw a shop that sold them. Later one girl told me that she got them from her aunt when she started pulling (kusika enfuli) and yes she had the longest of those twins I have ever seen
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    Fuak. Never try to snatch a firearm from the police

    He asked for it
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    red notice

    I didn't like it that much.
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    Wanaume Take Care...

    The table without drinks is a sign
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    Pale Chavakali Boys

    3000 students wakae home for three weeks, pesa ya chakula alone unanunua gari.
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    My Dowry is sh 7.3 Million, Kiambu Lady says

    It differs. Met a woman whose dowry was 120 goats but in most cases it is 99. It is the price of the goat that differs
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    My Dowry is sh 7.3 Million, Kiambu Lady says

    Million za nini? Mafupa naweza okota area tu. Anyhow in Greek no woman's dowry is greater than her mother's. Kama ya mamake ilikua mbuzi mia yeye pia mbuzi ni mia. Yes kuna certain additions but hio ni constant
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    Taarab

    Many will go to coast few will see a real taarab
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    Car insurance ilifika lini 6%?

    One of my relatives imported a disco after kulipa ushuru, sorry uhuru ilibidi gari kwanza ikae parking for a few days.
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    from the courts

    The only bad thing is he got caught. Mboches have been chewed since the beginning of time. Ubaya sometimes you will find the household men and boys sharing.
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    Now this is madness

    She expected to come back with two more kids and find the husband waiting for her and he adopts the two little Sudanese???
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    'Phone home!'

    Surprisingly, the cheapest hospital in the region for hydrocephalus surgery and treatment is in Uganda, mbale to be exact. Last i checked, treatment for head surgery was free
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    Rkelly amezidi

    Makes you wonder what kind of light he saw at the end of the "tunnel"
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    Asking for a friend

    Go to work as usual, ask for a transfer to another office if it is possible. Mombasa, Kisumu or Nakuru; while there look for Halima, Adhis or Muthoni, don't live with her in your place. Rent your place and have her move to another place. Be spending 80% of your time at her(your) place 10% at...
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    throuple

    That lucky idiot
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    the real deep state

    Yes. I later came to learn that if you wanted your son/daughter to join say utalii college on those reserved placements, you just needed to see him. Police force, he'd take you to Kiganjo a few days after admission of the guys who ran to get in, his vetting was final. Same for the military! Deep...
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    Green Lodge

    There was a secluded place in our village that had grass(the kind used for roofing) the escapades I had there were many. Recently I needed to thatch for my makuti and I went to see the owner. He told me he had to cut the grass during the first lockdown. He collected over 100 used condoms...
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