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    Daring Robbery

    Some idiot somewhere will pay for DStv subscription using mpesa afuatwe vizuuri akule copper
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    Petty offender released during Madaraka Day celebrations kills his mum

    What was the crime that had landed him in jail in the first place? A petty thief goes to jail and in a few years when released he's a hardcore criminal. Very few manage to reform and go back to the thin path.
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    Greetings from the Pearl of Africa

    Itisha luwombo, my favorite food past busia or malaba
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    Genuine Curiousity; Whats your familie's obcession with crude cooking oil extracts?

    Ghee is not hard to make. It's not like butter and cheese
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    Of levitating choppers...

    Othaya boys where the principal has been jailed for not allowing back naughty boys
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    Real men use 3 pedals

    Am good either way. But anyone who wants a manual and stays in a place that has jam is getting himself/herself tired for nothing
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    Kanini koru

    Probably, I might be there this Wednesday
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    Kanini koru

    Chair of budget allocations committee. He needs to milk this cow to it's dying days. He's my friend and we have played golf at Royal several times. Towards the tail end of any regime ndio Huwa kuna unyakuzi
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    D- Rushes to camp for gun and support afte4 being questioned what hes doing with goat wife.

    If you get your wife with anyone else, don't bother with the guy. Just tell the who're she'll find her stuff and to never come back. The guy might not even know the kunguru is married
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    The city of 3000 mosques

    And a new one is coming up every other hour
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    Inside Job

    You'd be shocked by the amount people carry around in cash.
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    Kirinyaga wameamua - wamekataa UDAku

    With the kind of cash she dishes the crowd turns out in big numbers
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    Boda Boda Rider Turned Rapist Arrested

    True, factor in the risks at that hour I always assume everyone on the road is drunk. I'd rather be in an alto than on a boda at that hour.
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    Captain Oteri

    It was a contract, he still had insiders at the port and he learnt of it but this time he had already been fired. We did cross paths, the brother he was trying to help had become a drunk and as he told me useless. He himself was headed there fast, a guy who used to change cars like pants when I...
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    Boda Boda Rider Turned Rapist Arrested

    He should spend the rest of his life in jail for the rape. Now Commit a crime at 4am get arrested near the area at 3pm. Yaani 12 hours head start na uko hood tu?
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    Captain Oteri

    One time I got a job and Port through a connection, got even called for documents to be verified (all show in hindsight). I was to report on Monday but was called on Friday and told the job had disappeared. Many moons later I got a simple contract there. Reported but I had to move to many...
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    Statement from KPC

    It's easy in towns where is national oil, mafuta ipelekwe huko na wakue na offer. By midday kesho even those hoarding in other towns would know it's beyond them. But ata kama national oil hawana it's shows that this fish is rotten and you know where that begins
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    Ngùnja Gùtù

    Am Greek but I am seeing these recipes for the first time
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    Bangi - 30M fine if busted

    Uganda ukipatwa na one blunt they just let you go if you say it's for your own use
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