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  1. Stannis Baratheon

    What will Ruto's winning margin be in 2027?

    Far too early to make these predictions. Kenyans turn into different animals during election time. But you can still speculate if you wish.
  2. Stannis Baratheon

    Pogba Goose about to Burn

    Omwami amemwaga unga banae. Na vile alikuwa anatisha team kubwa. Ati they'll regret making him wait for a contract.
  3. Stannis Baratheon

    You'll pay for hoarding US dollars for over 45 days - Bill

    I would have thought that you of all people would support this attempt by the government to stabilize the economy.
  4. Stannis Baratheon

    Papa Franco, finally...

    Christianity is at a crossroads. Should the Church stand firm and watch as more and more people care less and less for its rigid teachings, or should they change with the times in a (futile) attempt to attract more people to the faith? It's a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation. No...
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    Nairobi Gangsters, a short story (with pictures)

    When you look at these malnourished junkies you wonder how their scrawny asses ever killed or terrorised anyone. I guess it's easy when you have a gun.
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    Slayqueen shits in lift, wipes with hands...

    Why did she keep sniffing her fingers afterwards though? And to make it worse she had those talons they're so fond of. Nasty bitch.
  7. Stannis Baratheon

    Fall and fall of Pogba

    He is 30 which is old in football years. I guess he was starting to feel it on the pitch. You can only keep up with 18-25 year olds for so long. Atafute daktari aseme it was medically prescribed testosterone replacement therapy. Will be interesting to see how this plays out though. Could be...
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    FRESH BURMA MARKET NYAMA

    A talker in the other kijiji once narrated how he disposed of the carcass of a sick cow at Burma market. Sold it for 5k on condition that he ferries it to the market with the buyer. Ati alifika akapata walikuwa wanamngojea. They butchered it in no time. You want fresh meat in Burma? You'll get it.
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    Climate change report

    I was hoping folks would be discussing carbon pricing or climate financing or any other proposals highlighted during the summit, lakini wapi? It's just the usual petty back and forth over tribe and politics. Can't say I'm surprised though. The subject could be the price of crack cocaine in lower...
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    Kifee anauliza kama Uhabeshi ni binguni...

    If only he knew how they turn their noses up at blacks. Anyway nothing wrong with admiring something from afar.
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    Discovering Music: 50 Years Later, Is There Anything Left Of Hip Hop?

    Hip hop iko sawa tu. Every music genre goes through a transition. It's fine to criticize but you also have to accept when you are no longer the target audience. When your generation's time is up and it's sound is outdated. Maybe only opera and classical music have avoided this speed bump. Even...
  12. Stannis Baratheon

    Billionaire Owner of Kabras Sugar Jaswant Singh Rai Kidnapped While In Traffic

    I Jaswant to know why his door was unlocked.
  13. Stannis Baratheon

    Getting passports has become an uphill task

    Yeah pretty much.
  14. Stannis Baratheon

    Getting passports has become an uphill task

    It's funny how certain people only become aware of corruption in Kenya when a new regime takes power. Before that corruption was never there, and if it was, it wasn't that bad.
  15. Stannis Baratheon

    Competition Watchdog Shocks Steel Industry Tycoons with Record Fines

    Wote ni dot heads banae. I'm sure Ndindu would have something to say about this.
  16. Stannis Baratheon

    Health update

    Are you the same guy from the other kijiji who has had these erectile problems since forever with no real symptoms? Wewe umenyonga mpaka libido ni kuf-dead. Your neural pathways are fried. They can only respond to artificial stimulation. It's called porn-induced ED...
  17. Stannis Baratheon

    Huduma number vs world coins

    It's a private company, not a US government program. They are targeting countries like Kenya because of our poor data protection policies.
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