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  1. mZENDE

    Life lesson of the day

    The only stage that life allows a man NOT to skip is the stage where you play ' beat the flush'. Every man knows what I'm talking about, you get ready to pee, flush the toilet and attempt to squeeze out all your wee before the toilet finishes flushing! And there is such an immense feeling of...
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    Jazzman Pitia hapa

    Pata LIKE👍👍
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    Die Quick Mortuary

    Ngomi? :D
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    Papa awatetea makahaba

    In the present day this would have been akin to 'massage services' extras juu aliokolea.
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    Counterfeit Cigarettes

    Good question :ROFLMAO:
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    Papa awatetea makahaba

    As a practicing catholic, I welcome this (w)holy
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    Siet happens!

    Wea Wea r these monsters found?👆:ROFLMAO:. 123chwa!
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    Siet happens!

    Oooh shieeet." Did I just kill her with dick?" Seems to be what fucker's thinking. Huh? :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :D
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    Truth be told

    True that. Only realistic chance.
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    Wosington? Omera Yawa

    Glory be to the Creator. Amen.
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    Truth be told

    Thurakus and bonobos back to default settings
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    Truth be told

    @Ubongo I totally agree. Now, let's take a scenario where rat decides to abandon the handshake as it is now or in the near future, will the eyes that have been opened, still remain open? Or will we go back to mtu wetu?
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    Never Cheat On a Mtanzania Mwoman especially Mchagaa.

    :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :D
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    Truth be told

    Can't get truer than this!
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    Wosington? Omera Yawa

    I can only hear the city wea I reside. But do I say?
  16. mZENDE

    Hujuma Namba

    Uwesmake = Mawfi = Nappyseal
  17. mZENDE

    Effect of present day conditioned reflexes

    Reminds me of Coupling, Defences down indeed 😂 😂
  18. mZENDE

    Nikubaya, Tulaumu nani

    Taking place pale keja. 17:48 - 17:55 GMT Manzee.. Jontez, kuna wasee wanaharibia jina hii stuff. ishhh..katwaf twaf Saaa cheki huu msee (babi). Hajui kusanif au ule peddy pale carwash DOD anamsukumianga magush na hanyiti. Aaaah hata hanyitangi any vile kunaenda. Matha: (kwa sauti ndogo...
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