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    This is Guka - Old Man, Home Alone in LA, Discovers Covid Antidote. Nobel Prize to Follow...

    After 4pm, anything uji, let alone white, is for the expectant and ailing
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    Avocado

    Hehe. Says mongrel
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    MY COVID PROJECT

    Once umepitisha kwa moto, Alafu karanga, you r good to go. But elders prefer direct injection. Kama Isuzu
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    This is Guka - Old Man, Home Alone in LA, Discovers Covid Antidote. Nobel Prize to Follow...

    Maize is a compromised seed. Currently, we do not have non GMO'd hybridized maize. It's all compromised. Any man worth his balls cannot take white uji especially in the evening. Abomination.!!!
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    MY COVID PROJECT

    Done Done, cured n ready for consumption. Karibu I elders
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    DJ Afro

    Am yet to hit 19 :ROFLMAO:
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    DJ Afro

    Have just come across one of his movies. This ninja cracks me up. Jamaa wa Kusothirero ati ni detective. At kameme now playing
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    Karumaindo

    Nasindiyo....
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    Karumaindo

    Ooookey :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
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    Avocado

    Rongo
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    Avocado

    Shenji
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    Avocado

    A very good source of magnesium, one of the very rare minerals founds in today's foods. also works wonders on hair growth, for those with thinning hair. No harm doing even 5 a day.
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    Mia hau kids sorted

    Sadly True
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    This is Guka - BREAKING NOW: Kwaheri ya Kuonana...

    Q R Mzae. Is your work finished down here?
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    ZOEA YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT MAPEMA

    Kuna ka ukweli hapo. :ROFLMAO:
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    Michuki Memorial Park

    No worries with that name. To be fair Michuki personally pushed that place to be the way it is now. Kipande rd and Kijabe str. at least unapata hewa freshi. Another plus is the security improvement as well as no more refuse.
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    ZOEA YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT MAPEMA

    Kweli mzeiya. Anaongea swa na kaleo na twang ya ngoso. Habambi. Listening to him makes you always wait for the 'punchline' haifiki. tasteless orator
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    BRAVE WESTERNERS

    Meanwhile our brothers in western have decided. Fuck it! Circumcision must go on. Firimbi lazima itolewe, corono or no corona. It will end in tears. Corono ni ndondo
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    In the headlines

    Wanjohi is weak
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