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Juma should have just eaten what he acquired over the years in silence. To go from a nobody to getting 30% of a 6 TRILLION deal (if true) is insane in one lifetime. Even the 700M tender alone will have you set for life. Just be content with that. I know being elbowed out of the feeding frenzy by...

Reminds me of this

Everyone looks so uncomfortable

Hope it comes in black as well.

Carrying exam papers in a chopper to a place where kids probably walk barefoot and learn under trees.

It was a marketing stunt. Poleni. https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cz3zX4kL4Z-/?igshid=NTYzOWQzNmJjMA==

Lol! His fanboys are maintaining an embarrassed silence as usual. So much for free speech eh?

Huyu mama ni mtu wa mkono for that family. They've been doing this for a long time. But now there's a new sheriff in town. Wanaambiwa it will no longer be business as usual my fren. This was revealed to me in a dream.

I remember telling @sani in the other kijiji that Ruto will bend over backwards for the white man just like his predecessors. Akasema the lion of Sugoi cannot blah blah blah. Well here we are one year later. Rubber, meet the road.

Ukiongea people look at you like you're crazy. The same passengers whose lives are at risk will even join the driver and tout insulting you. We just don't value ourselves.

The agenda must agend eh?

Most folks here are Gen-Xers and Boomers. You're barking at the moon.

Nini husumbua wakenya lakini?

Very thoughtful of the county government to create more space to accomodate hawkers. Sakaja 2027!

Caesarean section is just a way for hospitals to make money. It's rarely necessary.

And Kenyans are not "welcoming". They are MEEK. We allow everyone to walk all over us from the government to foreigners. We have surrendered the Nairobi CBD to illegal aliens to launder their blood money. Then we talk about how they are a "business-minded" community. South Africans are...

Nywele makamasi anaongelea watu wao. Don't be fooled by the use of the word "African".

There is someone here who would talk about the folly of "kuzaa zaa kama panya"....

The U.S. also put out a security alert last week. https://ke.usembassy.gov/security-alert-u-s-embassy-nairobi-october-13-2023/ Hopefully it's all just one big coincidence and we're not about to get Allah snackbared.

Lmaoooo he made it to the daily loud