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    Mwathani!... Borris Johnson ako nayo.

    This has nothing to do with corona! He was involved in an road accident last week near cheptilet.. Nakuru Eldoret road
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    Corona Virus Official Thread

    Boss enda china ndio utajua pollution ni nini... https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-51691967
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    Corona Virus Official Thread

    In china kuna watoto wanaona blue sky in their city for the first time ever due to reduced pollution!
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    Daily curfew from 7pm - 5am effective Friday

    That was my reaction as well..wish he could have said from 9pm to 5am that’s more practical atleast in Nairobi. 7pm mean you have to leave work by 4pm latest and hope traffic is not so bad!!
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    Italy. Hopes fading

    Their recovery rate as well as that of the Spanish is worrying inakaa hawa watu watasonga wengi :cry::cry::cry::eek: They need to consult what the Chinese and South Koreans are doing to get the recovery rate up.
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    Corona Virus Official Thread

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-23/china-s-mobile-carriers-lose-15-million-users-as-virus-bites
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    self quarantine

    Not sure the virus is airborne?!
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    Mpesa

    Long for the day WeChat money or Alipay will get here because Safaricom needs to be tamed! But banks in Kenya wamelalia maskio sana they are comfortable just selling expensive loans to ya instead of coming up with new innovations.Though I have seen KCB (Vooma) has started something similar to...
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    500k-550k Car Recommendation

    Hii kitu ni noma have a family friend Reverend who had one and he had to sell it juu hata kama amevaa collar bado akina Pamba wanaharass yeye and some even had the nerve ya kuitisha kitu kidogo!
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    Little laugh

    That bar is too low! Even knock knock jokes are funnier!
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    Uhuru.....

    None whatsoever!
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    Uhuru.....

    But you’re an idiot enough to repeat the same mistake with Ruto? That’s the definition of madness by the way!
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    Uhuru.....

    Isn’t this the same shit you did with Uhuru and you’re here complaining about him like an idiot?!
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    KQ imetii due to public outcry

    Si Ethiopian airline itakuwa na job sasa!
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    Babu Owino Shoots DJ

    No wonder Dj Mo anakuwanga strapped.
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    Nyanza BBI Forum: Official Thread

    Think it’s time youth say enough is enough.These old folks have mortgaged our future na sasa wameshiba hadi wameanza kutunyambia!No hapana!!!!
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    Mwarimu Gashwin....

    Ndizi ama Chizi :LOL::LOL:
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    Mla leo residents say no to upus

    Jokes on the residents I guess :LOL::LOL::LOL:
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    Introducing Kenyanlist Credits program

    The blood in your alcohol is too low!
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    Sonkos Day in Court: Official Thread

    No wonder Nelson Mavi alikuwa anamtetea jana kwa KTN nilishindwa niaje ako in support saying the police mishandled the situation(true though).Lakini sonko ni chokosh so deserves chokosh treatment!
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