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Leo kuna mwenye tumepatana hapo Ihururu kwa escarpment, pale you can see Nyeri High School huko chini. I was going uphill and the bugger alikua anateremka. Jamaa amelalia nduthi kama bed, ni mikono tu ndio ziko kwa handlebars. Mimi nimeingiza baridi coz of the cliff right next to his lane, him...

Leta link mdau.

Plot twist noma sana. From a tough-talking no-nonsense dictator to a cabbage in less than a month.

You're evil!

Lazima niwarudie.

Ama Lawman. There was also Adidas tracksuits known as 'Three-strippers' kabla 'Sidembosho' kutokea.

Huwezi kula mwarubaini with lemon and honey kila siku. The news imeniharibia sana. Was admiring daughters of the mountain hapa Zero19 Lounge, especially the waiters. All of them are f**king stunning. The proprietor ameweza. Sadly, I can't drink with a mask on. Imebidi nijitoe.

Moschino nilikua nimesahau. But hizi tulipata secondhand.

Got a wierd flu on Thursday last week. Watery green mucous and phlegm. For me they're normally thick and in both noses. This one was only on the left nostril, so I went for a test on Tuesday and just now nimepigiwa simu. Ilikua hio. Good thing iko inaisha.

Salva Kiir pia huingia huko almost monthly kisniper. When on official duties FA wanajua ni SOP lazima atembee huko.

How different is this thing from an alternator?

IMO these ladies were a bit respectful otherwise wangefinya macagary na kuvuta transformer. Imagine the volume of the squeal!

NCIC kujeni muone hii.

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: Jamaa alijiona alpha male instead of taking to his heels. The lady with the pole nikama alikua na mauchungu sana no wonder the moans as she hit the bull's-eye.

Lazima huko Jamii forum thread iko pinned and it's on the 3000th page. Hat trick of own goals by Megafool.

Apparently it's true.

Inakaa ironing board.

Sisi tunaita bom (bomb?)

Kama ni mimi nimekuliwa kunguru, nachoma hizo boots....ama nikate huku juu ibaki kama fiatu fya kawaida.