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Aiiiih! Hii hapana

Isn't this inviting the deadlier mosquito?

A clock is right twice a day. Sahii Met Dept wanajiona Einstein.

Kumbe ni ukweli? Halafu walidanganya raia na two trips per week.

Uskie kama mimi juzi.

And UN too.

Watu wajipange.

They're thinking of forming a Super League.

*felt Dawa ni kuvunja screens ama kung'oa plates.

Wangu wanamea nywele half a centimetre per year. I don't need DNA kama Waititu.

Hawatambui Corona wala Nyeuthi? Not one Omwafrika. Colourful parade nevertheless.

Anakaa yule bullfighter

The one on the left took all of the dad's nose, while second from right took his ears.

IMara river.

On some levels I agree with you. The more we observe the outer space and beyond the more we discover. If Kepler woke up today, he'd be amazed at the discoveries so far. There are things we aren't aware of the infinite universe the same way a cow has no idea of what Spotify is. But a human is a...

This never worked with alcoblow. Drunk drivers found their particulars in print media kwa list murefu murefu sana. I don't believe they honoured those summons. Kenyans like it the hard way. Either you go into your pockets to buy new windscreens or you line up at KRA to get new plates. You...

Or traffic cops be given special rungus za kupasua windscreens. They just wait until kumeshikana then when everyone is completely demobilised waanze kugonga zote ziko wrong lane. Remember when akina @Meria attempted to block roads using turelas during a protest? Cops walianza kung'oa number...

I like this. Police should never attempt to interfere with stupidity. I pitied them traffic cops jana. Walinyeshewa for hours trying kusaidia watu hawasaidiki. When jams caused by overlappers get decongested, it somehow justifies their actions. Inafaa watu walale wiki kwa jam.

Bolton Wanderers would disagree.