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It's been long since utupatie hekaya.

You're right kizee.

Hii sio zile crazy monday stories of giants? Old man with a Malawian name, daughter with a kale name, Luhya chief and all these happening in Siaya? Fake MMNN correspondent.

But its better huyu jamaa amejua before that tummy distends.

Hata usiende mbali. Kenya for Kenyans ile ya Red Cross. Thieves everywhere!

So you just go dump your jalopy there and then come complain days later? The owner ako na jokes sana.

Tuwache priss. Walisema bibi ni kutafuta mboga na kuni. Someone said mwanaume kununua gas na nyama ni same thing but tulipinga hio upuss.

Hata mimi nimeshangaa. Juzi nimechukua k-gas na 2950/-

Anavaa official kwa disco matanga?

Labda cows.

What happened here?

Remind me of when Okis told us baba had gone to DRC for a virtual conference on AU Infrastructure matters during Covid peak periods in 2020. Later turned out he had gone to Dubai on medical grounds.

Bado iko. US, Canada, Aussie and even UK. 96.66% of Kenya failing? Never!

Good read doc.

I'm going out on a limb and calling out this bullshit. This was just a PR exercise. UK made it clear they would not be a part of it and the govt begged for a few slots to cover them na wakapewa 10 from 300. Kenyans have no problem with TOEFL. I repeat. Kenyans have no problem with TOEFL! Nurses...

But how comes Kenyans don't have a problem in TOEFL?

HBD young man. Mimi na Magdalena we're celebrating in 4 days time.

It must be the latter coz I've gone through the settings over and over again since Sunday. Counter sasa.

Hata hizi above sijaona.

At this exact moment, the upper brain of the gender on the left completely shuts off as the shunt system blocks blood from leaving the lower brain. We all relish this moment, don't we?