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BTW it was in the context of Ouru saying it.

Yeah I remember it was on a day Fidel na zile dildos za Waiguru were trending. Vile ilimalaysia was checking everyday hadi kuchoka. A year and a half later ndio nikaingia county assembly. Was mad at akina Magdalena for not reaching out early enough. Bado sijasahau zile pics za yule mama bibi ya...

Yes inabidi wabadilishe livery na kuendelea otherwise nobody will board. Fly540 pia ni kubahatisha. Only local with standards is Jambojet coz it's managed by KQ but wanatoboa mifuko.

Wueeh, it went through to the other side. With the expanding domestic flight routes and operators coupled with the increase in disposable income by the middle class,(amefanya kazi bwana hata kama ni loan) expect a lot of corners to be cut. Sisi ni wale wale. There are aircraft engineers pale...

Magdalena amepeana hapo juu.

So ni kama borehole rig tu. Kama wanalipisha 200k heri utumie lorry.

How deep can it drill?

Watupee recipe ya kupanda hizo waru.

Actually, bei ndio imepanda.

Waambie tumekua digital bwana.

Shule haina paybill no.?

Same as kimundu ?

The family pulled a fast one on the politicians. We were guaranteed to hear "I was the last man he spoke to na alisema nisimame tena..." na nyef nyef zinginezo.

In secondary schools Omwami mod? When you were admitted in form one, weren't you still regretting the chances you missed with the most beautiful girl back in primary 8?

Swara kabisa.

This piece of splinter we use to remove meat remains between our teeth, what's it name again?

Umeona Biden wapi @Magdalena?

Kwani umekua mtu wa quarter alphabet?

Is it true that if you want to derail a train unatumia panga soap and a sewing needle?