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Unless watuzimie satellite huku Europe itakuwa ngumu

Hapo ndio watakoma.

Wafunguliwe race tracks where they can take this nonsense. Infact there are circuits in Kiambu, Athi River and Nakuru.

Hiyo uwisi you need to nip it in the bud. No one will respect you if you turn a blind eye to it.

The best views are from an aeroplane where you see Kili on the left and Kirinyaga on the right.

First of all, know that a car is not for forever. Use it 2-3 years max and start shopping for it's replacement. Car selection is easy. Choose one that sits well on it's Tyres when both stationary and in motion. Watch out for signs of major structural realignment. Engine should be running...

Tafuta pesa ya E- class kwenda juu. Anything less, baki tuu Toyota. 2.5m bei upate gari smart.

There was talk about having an app but as usual no agreement could be met as everybody wanted to eat first and maybe not work thereafte. On KOT, message has hit home. No need to belabor it. Acha tungojee s€x tape yako ileak and that would provide fodder for a whole week. Imagine the headlines...

Admean, post this kule kwa failed state section.

If your business is still profitable 5 years after set-up, congratulations, you are a wizard.

Karibu upige salute afande?

Nature wins. Don't compete

Now I question the authenticity of the A- ya '94 claims. Ama akili iliisha since then @Bingwa Scrotum ?

The second time I boarded a private plane nikajikuta in another country....wueeeh what a feeling. Yaani mtu aliona mimi anipandishe ndege haina those long, boring boarding procedures eti ni kazi nimeenda. Many moons later and I'm still doing it. God is great!

Bila exposed light skin na tu socks, this could be a scene from marimo's day out.

Hahaha don't expose yourself madam. Tembea ujionee how people live outside vitongoji. Water is the best and most hygienic tooshie cleaner. Cannot compare with tissue which is manufactured from recycled paper and harsh bleaching agents.

There's this invention known as a bidet.

Judging by his survival ability, he must have reincarnated from a cockroach 🪳🪳

Kwani shamba iko Jupiter. This seems like overkill but will stroke the fragile ego's of many