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Stop whining. Ukiingia hii fiashara hukujua expected costs plus najua ushawaabia deposit wasahau ng'o!

Omba sana tusijue kwako coz there'll be a lot of explaining to be done.

I really want to know which streets are these Kenyans tunafaa kucongregate? Keyboard warriors ndio tuko tu and even IMF walituonyesha birdie juzi tuu.

Clearly, the matharos are not doing you any good. The multiple colors are an ode to their old iMac G3 models which were uniquely colored too.

I just wonder why people do these things without thinking of the kwese kwese. Now the kids and their friends will always know that baba nanii alikuwa mwizi sugu na conman.

You don't joke with anyone's money unless you are the government

Mumeona hii ama niache kiherehere

Ngoja ukutwe na @Eng'iti ukiita supper yake weeds.

Senate has now opened a spa ukimalizia cattle dip, please pass by.

Huyo alikuwa ghaseer sana. The French military jets that bombed Ghadaffi flew from the Ndjamena airport/ military base.

Or their supplier/ shamba boy ni mamoja

Ni kama leo umepata some suspicious plants in your farm tena.

Wee jikalishe tu since you're comfortable already.

I think you mean DP ULIAM WILL NOW BE PORK. Sad day that will be

Sasa ume expose roadkill industries to be a muDorobo

1.9m iko kwa mattress account ikichunwa, shida iko wapi? Means it wasn't halal.

Sasa mwarabu akiona hii si atabubujikwa na matusi kwako

What will be next? flani fulani spotted in a new red shirt

Such words can only be uttered after mdomo imetelezeshwa na osugaa