I think the basics of stress, strain, elasticity and plasticity are taught in junior secondary school.
It seems the directors of Mongrel & Sons Butchery and Recovery Services Inc didn't attend the lesson.
Some boys really have titanium balls. Hapa Kuna two options:
1) he gets noticed, girls raise alarm and he's mob-justiced to death.
2) he gets noticed, everyone wants a piece of him. He gets drained to death.