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We are living within our means.

Methinks the wrong planes are going missing.

Can't blame the poor sods. It's all they know. They can't run a cattle- dip, yet we expected them to run a country.

This thing had to be eaten with red eyes, I Donno why.

Wueh! Tūgokera tene!

The monkeys have taken over the circus. It will take war to write things. This country is ripe for war. It is no longer possible to put this country right using elections

This country needs war.

It has reminded me of those monkeys who took over a vehicle but could not figure out how to drive.

Not me.

Kijana alisikia the obscene amount the cop was demanding so early in the morning kichwa ikaruka. If you live in Kenya and has encountered the so-called police you would understand. Drivers have been known to run over these shits.

I have never had the privilege of having them.

I have always wanted to do this to these parasites. This clip fills me with joy. Kwanza that kick to the teeth has given me satisfaction. These policemen can make you wish you were not born. One stopped me on Mombasa road and claimed I was high, and I hadn't even taken one beer, yet he was...

Nitakuwa nyumba Yako nimekufuata unyo unyo kwenda kamakis kujibonda.

Now, this would be much ado about nothing were it not for the fact that Kenya is a Nation of Law and Order and our Laws and Statutes How I wish this was true. Ruto and his entire cabinet would be in jail.

I would be ashamed to utter those words out loud. There was a time that lamebrain thought Raila was the problem. This kind of thinking must be reserved for Kenya Kwanza.

:cautious:Am sure hata wewe umeshiba

We will look into these after renovating all the state lodges.

Yes. It does.

Mnabeba mpaka comedians, what would be the work of a comedian in such a trip?