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Hata Mimi.

The typical African is addicted to jails, most of them in his head.

Our leaders (or is it "dealers") are not capable of discussing anything serious.

It's very easy to lose hope in our country. It can be very depressing.

We were promised moshere na nyama once their proceeds of crime were released. Bado tunangoja. Niko kwa gate ya sagana state lodge.

The coffers was empty, they said.

These fuckers' salaries should be pegged to what they produce. Other Kenyans are working to hoist these arseholes who produce nothing.

That woman should be castrated.

So what evidence did the judge use to order Gachagua's 200million forfeited?

Why can't they build somalia?

Hii hapana.

Alipakwa rangi kwa kidole ya mguu

You don't really have to be young and stupid, Mr. Young. Inside your head is something called a brain, use it.

Rubbish.

Men, he said.

You want to be a bit mature. Stop being so emotional.

This is a card-carrying career thief.

Sir, if you could only write in English. Please, you can't gaffle a big portion of people and bore any fruit!. Which particular fruit do you want to bore?

Where will we stop?!

Chief Vitalstatistix of Asterix and Obelix on his shield.