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@Kabuda I think whites hate you blacks big. Whilst staying in Loxwood near Guilford, was asking my two elderly jungus to drive me to a barber shop to get my hair done, well we never got time!Then kina siku tuko pale London eye then theas this black with a mahawk, they said"Joeseph,this what you...

Wife ile siku ataniuliza kama natuma pesa au situmi, that is if we aint staying together, al send her 1bob and tell her be like a bird to me, she fly away never to see her again.

Hii inakaa ile slab ya morgue.

Na watu wa nduthi.

Piga mbizi kwa hio dam ucool kifua.

Kalawani,Makueni.

Walimu tusipolipwa tutaingia kichakani tuanze kula mizizi...la sivo tutakufa.

Wah, wapi link bana?

Its awesome to live and work in the countryside. Hata na corona unapiga lap kwa rive ukinyonya kafegi mdogo mdogo.

Hehe, nakula mzinga yangu kejani.

Kuna this restaurant iko kichana mi hufika, park somewhere amidst the pretty bush naagiza chupa zangu tatu then nazisanitize proper, namumunya polepole then narudi kejani. Tembea huku @Pamba 1

Sad enough kuna @Pamba 1 mmoja hukunywa hapo, now sio ati niko na wivu but these mafuckers will contract the fucken virus, pass to their miserable wives and grannies, then boom the whole market mtatuona pale Mbagathi, no way!

Ama wakule pine, Huku muguka inauziwa kwa mto, naona maidler wanakula hio meffi tu. ION, kuna place inauzwa pombe near where I live, time ya curfew ikikaribia mob ya watu ka thate hutoke hio basement. Sasa as a patriotic citizen, would love to snitch the bitch selling liquor but to who now...

Sasa kama kazi yenu huko ni kukulana, whatbdonyou expecti?

Ha kamata,ha kamata wako wako...nipe mic maji na mafuta,kiberiti nipate kuwachemsha...

Mimi huwa na loan moja pekee, eazy loan ya Mwangi, 3500. Huwa nalipa naikopa tena, nikama kurogwa! Yet sometime I dont even need that money!

Hehe, hope ulitafuta hio kunguru baadaye ukapigia mwili pole.

Hehe, pole ndugu, hata mimi nishailala hapo hardy, but nikusafi sana, kweli?