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And it costs only Sh.1,000 to make while paying their workers thousands of shillings an hour to make it. Meaning if it was being made in Kenya it would cost like 20 bob at most to make.

Prof Kivutha Kibwana is the type of guys that expect girls to fuck then just because they're nice. Ati "I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't steal, I don't talk dirty, I don't judge people, I trim my nails, please sleep with me". Won't happen bro. In this context, he doesn't "judge" so he...

Ukiona Itumbi ameambia mtu goodnight kwa FB ujue huyo mtu ako mbaya saidi.

Hio goal post iko karibu na barabara ni ya kufanya?

Is this aimed at Kirinyaga voters or the members of the committee that sanitized her? Choose your answer carefully.

True. Immediate former Gilgil MP huishi ameng'ethia kwa kahardware kake.

Hadi nimehurumia mawakili wake. Wanajua after hizo fines wanatoka ng'o!

Shiet! Hehehe! Walukhe ndani hizo fines zimeenda kufika 1 billion!

For me to support BBI, everything in it must be sensible, just, and should promote a lean cabinet and frugal recurrent expenditure. So hii ujanja ya kuingiza maupuzi kisha unajitetea ati kuna vitu mzuri huko ndani itabidi nimerauka 4 a.m. kuiangusha.

This is the ugliest shiet I've ever seen! Although the early 2000s Platz comes very very close second...

F**k knows why people don't use common sense/logic. Suppose mwalimu aambiwe ako covid negative, kisha umtumbukize kwa vitoto vyenye vinayo na haijulikani. He now becomes a patient and a spreader at the same time. Likewise, suppose niingie VCT niambiwe Niko negative. How does that make me safe...

They think phones are the only recording tech out there?@

Ati "meters away". That foot bridge is like half a kilometer away na si ku-exaggerate.

Ati "shock". No one is shocked. Original 3-ply surgical masks ni 24bob China kama hujaimport. So after passing all the hurdles and hands kabla zifike Nairobi kisha hawker wanahonga kanjo na wanauza 30bob. What sorcery is that?

Kama anakaa hivi kwa best official potrait, na je akiamka asubuhi ile siku haendi kazini?

I'll never understand this logic: You tell me taking some particular option is wrong, you try to reason with me, I reason that you're not doing it from the goodness of your heart, so I take the option, it later bites me in the arse, I regret and want to rectify my mistake. But since I...

Scratch that. NYPD's budget is about twice figure at around $11 billion!

I hate that New York Police Department's budget standing at a little over $6 billion is still more than Qatar's entire defence budget at exactly $6 billion. Which is still more than the defence budgets of all of countries South of the equator combined.

Fuck...

I wonder why...