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Nilikua naona advertisements na watu waki-applaud health workers - a trend obviously copied from majuu - najiambia bado hawakutana na nurses wa MoH. The treatment you get from some of them bitches especially ukionyesha kadesperation hata askari jela afadhali.

Why don't we/GoK plant these trees everywhere? Lazima zimee kwa forest? Au Ngina na mtoto wa mbwa wana monopoly?

TOJ! Butter Fingers 0-2 Chelsea Penda sana!

I wonder if there can be a less humorless smile...

I refuse to associate myself with this sort of nonsense that has been tested and shown to fail humans every time. You should too.

Kwani snakes are capable of mourning? That's odd for reptiles...

What is the point?

This is the saddest thing in the story.

Look at these other jokers! "Dear PARENT-POLITE INFO: If you wish to make advance fees payment before schools open in Jan2021, you can do so thro this account:KCB A/c-1273232429 St. Christopher's Schools. Or thro sch paybill 554142. Thank you-DIRECTOR, St Christopher's." Hadi nimeskia kucheka...

Mnaenda wapi Tuesday juu mshajaza SGR?

I know pig farming can make you swim in cash but personally I doubt any amount of cash can make me stand the stench that comes it.

Ndo maana wanashinda wakinitumia hii kaSMS ndo nijipige kijiti pale kwa terms and conditions na "Allow this app to read SMS messages". "View your till's statements on the new M-PESA Business app. Download the app today and get 1GB data FREE when you sign in https://bit.ly/lnm-app". Sigwes!

Constantly test 2,000 people, get a very predictable number of around 150 covid positive cases. Next test 4,000 people and get 300 cases and it's now "runaway infections"? Did these journalists only learn spelling in school and skip 2+2 maths?

Peleka hio upuzi nauko.

BBNGNEWS ni gani tena?

Less than 20 years after this photo was taken, the guy was a multi-billionaire with a million acres to his name. War on corruption my foot...

Hio mbwa haifungui. Ukiona SGR haina hata dalili ya kuuza tickets jua ni kubaya. Niko na kitu ya coast imeishi kwa nyumba tangu lockdown. Everything she does is fucking infuriating! Haki ya mungu ikikaa another week I swear I'll go mad...

A rose by any other name.