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These cycling events have become elitist and mainly for too-fit-for-this-world snobs. Ndo maana utapata only a boringly familiar group of men. Si hata you organize an event that doesn't have to feel like work.

What in the fucking fuck?

Hii itakuangusha tu kama wewe ni mlevi chakari. Tall bikes are more stable than our kawaida bikes. Hear it from the horse's mouth:

@Mwalimu-G is that you?

It's almost impossible to audit KDF. In fact, it took a recent high court order to give the auditor general the mandate to audit KDF. But we all know how mtoto wa mbwa treats court orders.

America, is that you?

There's acceptable forms of blame-shifting, like the shifting blame to fathers, the cultural norms, and the whole societal setup. And then there's your form of shifting blame to victims. That, my friend, is the unacceptable form. Sadly for you and us, you'll never get it because (all of) your...

Wanaingiza competition kwa Ngina Kenyatta.

America: We're going to develop a vaccine real fast. Faster than anyone else. In fact, we'll call the project WarpSpeed. Russia: Hold my whiskey. America: Hey! Unfair! Not faster than us!

Haka ni kama kanaingianga mzima mzima na kuswing na clit miguu ikiwa ndani.

No idea. But I'll ask around. I'll let you know.

You're not the only one. The great grandfather had the same inclinations. 71 minus 55 = 16 years

Some websites like Alibaba (require you to) pull down your ads when the item is out of stock even if you plan on restocking. To avoid that and to make sure that no customer places an order for out-of-stock items, vendors put ridiculous prices on them. For example a Sh110k pair of shoes, or a...

Unaona hii upuzi? Could you teenagers stop saying that to every lame video? Thanks.

Siwezi wahurumia. Their father/husband/sponsor was a thug. There's no way you can accumulate 1 billion while working for 25 years as a civil servant. It means that on average, his wealth grew by about Sh.110,000 daily for 25 years. How?

It's that serious!

Are there no blacks with guns? At some point it becomes stupid to keep pleading. That point was yesterday.

The God who brought the loss on them, or the one who played them a cruel practical joke?

That peasant is just ignorant.

In all of history, no one has ever learned to love being blindsided by a vehicle from behind. Believe me. Mkiambiwa mtembee side ya oncoming traffic, ie right-hand side in Kenya, mnaona ni ufala.