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Shiet! 🤣🤣🤣

Acha sasa uone ma Peugeot vile zitajaa kwa parastals. Hio pesa yote itarudi kwa Wafaransa within months, na tubaki na deni. Last time alikopa huko walirudi wakamuuzia magari akajaza NTSA. WTF is wrong with this Ngima-head?

She looks like shiet...

Hii lugha ni ya mafundi/engineers/contractors wenzako. Swali ndio hii: Kazi kwako tena @shocks

That would just be postponing the inevitable because of this: Utapiga raundi zako za tezi na omo ukipoteza time na mafuta lakini watakua wamekukulia njaro hapo ngamani kwa gate.

Said by who? Citation needed.

Nani aliandika majina kwa hii map? Kilimandscharo Mosambik Sambia WTF!

I swear the sort of bullshiet people come up with... In place of a citation because these things were not documented, please provide 2 elders collaborations on the same in a video. They should state when they learned it, and whether it was from a reputable elder older than them, and under what...

Ni mbaya saidi...

On another classic episode of Things That Are Not Aesthetic.

There's not one dustbin along the whole stretch of River Road. Not one anywhere on Ronald Ngala street. Not a single one on Latema road or Accra road. In fact, I'm willing to bet there are less than 20 dust bins West of Tom Mboya street, even in places like Nyamakima, OTC, Gikomba, etc, where...

I hate looking at shiet that don't make sense to my eyes especially without glasses. This would make me instantly hate the owner. 1/10.

A thief called Sonko steals your chicken, cooks it, gives you a barely cooked scaly leg. Another thief called Badi steals your chicken, cooks it, gives you a well cooked, sumptuous drumstick and ugali. But Badi is good, sindio?

Nimewahi chotwa na Toyota Nyoka pale Nanyuki one bright morning. Hiyo nyang'au ilinichota maksudi. RiP, Belac.

Those nets with tiny holes that catch even newly-hatched fingerlings.

Ni sawa Mr Invincible.

Hebu chekini this one: http://www.popjazzradio.com/ Also on Tune-in radio app as "Pop Jazz Radio".

Unauliza nani sasa?

F**K! I know this guy kumwona!

This is paraphrased from Reddit. When you experience busting your ass and risking your life to give your wife and family a good life, kisha anatombwa na anatiwa mimba, nyang'au yenye inamtomba inagonga mtoto wako inamweka dent, go ahead and forgive and forget, then come preach.