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I know like two friends who hold big positions in top companies in the country. Mazee wana wrinkles, gray hair, and so uptight that when we are somewhere together they look like my uncles rather than my agemates. They are always "crying" hawana kakitu, and always on the verge of "resigning to...

T.O.J. at the Theatre of Screams! YNWA!

2 fucking millions for this ka-thing? Thanks but for that reason, I'm out.

Wapi picha jameni? Unaeka post ya gari alafu u atuonyesha picha ya masharubu ya kalasinga? What is wrong with you?

Nothing new here. This isn't even a discovery. I remember this guy, Bill Stone, taking about it in a BBC interview and seeking to recruit investors to fund and expedition to the moon's south pole to mine for water and liquid hydrogen. These would be in turn be sold to space travel companies...

Hii tender ya uniforms iko na Kenyatta au proxies. Kidogo kidogo watasema wamepata "feedback" kutoka kwa washika dau, so wameamua kuibadilisha. Papo hapo tender inaiva tena. It happens even in the US Army.

The way I've always seen it is like this: Or like this. Lakini jana, sijui orientation yangu ikoje ilikua hivi:

I've never seen the moon like I saw it today. It appears like it's flipped! I know it's not possible, but I want an explanation on why it appears like that. My old man called me to see it. He also thought he was seeing it wrong, and that he'd never seen it like that. He's in his 70s. Sina...

Actually this is good news for her. The verdict for wrongful dismissal means she can now contest the amount.

At the risk of sounding like I'm blaming the victims, I know that camaraderie that exists among a group of workmates and agemates can lead to stupid and risky behaviour when a little alcohol is added into that mix. Were they drunk? Were they fatigued? Were they both drunk and fatigued? Likely.

The Catholic church in Turkana is quite literally the government. It runs the majority of schools, medical establishments, infrastructure, humanitarian ventures, youth/women enterprises etc. Na si hayo tu, most prime real estate is under the church.

Wacha hata Sonko, I'd vote for you to spite Kenyatta.

For that reason, I'm out.

Anyone who shows Kenyatta the middle finger has my support.

And the last giant sloth. However, from modern history, the depiction of the negro's fondness of melons is racially insulting and meant to show that the black man will not stop to think about how and/or what he hurts in his environment as long as his immediate appetites are satiated.

What is "modo"?

Kungekua na dustbin hapo kando yake hangefanya hivo. Kutoka Khoja, all along River road, the whole of Nyamakima, all the way past Kamukunji to Gikomba and beyond, there isn't a single dustbin. Not one. Siwezi beba maplastic kwa mkono the whole day ati because the general and the chokosh...

This is stupid. Me I litter on purpose. It fucks my conscience every time, lakini nikinunua maji ya chupa, hautaexpect nibebane na chupa empty ya maji all day juu hakuna dustbin within a kilometre radius. I'm going to kick that piece of plastic into the curb and wait for my taxes or the general...

The transfer window being referred to ended like a week ago. What is the point of putting up a thread with last year's news?

Which = Sh300,000-plus I'm not sure how you value this kind of stuff, but I also know old notes sometimes grow a fungus mould that can cause hallucinations.