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Wee ndigithia.

Angalia hizo nywele uniambie what's ours.

You obviously skipped the session with His Alphaness Bw. Kibor yesterday. Hii ni kula mbaya.

Mazee hata status update ya kakake mwingine haija-expire, anapatwa na hii news... Sad.

Another man asks the widow if he too, can have a word. She says: "Okay." The man clears his throat and says: "Benevolent." The widow replies: "Thanks, that's very kind." Another man comes up and says: "Mind if I say a word too?" She says: "Please do." The man clears his throat and says...

Courtesy: Reddit Another man comes up and says: "Mind if I say a word too?" She says: "Please do." The man clears his throat and says: "Bargain." The widow replies: "Thanks, that means a great deal." Another man comes up and asks for the same privilege. The widow thanks him, saying that would...

So will the Queen of England and British Territories.

Do you now feel my frustration if after all of that you still get numerous "How much?" queries as many "send photos" requests? Yaani in addition to providing detailed descriptions, I measure and put in the title, the dimensions of items whose sizes may not be obviously discerned. For example...

People, kama huna haja kabisa kununua kitu, if you know in your heart of hearts you were never going to buy a particular thing from a buyer online, please don't click the "Is this available?" button. You're only wasting their time responding to you and then you ghost them because you were not in...

We know your type. Uko na prices already. You just want to comfort yourself ati haukugongwa.

10/10

Safaricom has no such powers. Mobile money transactions of up to Sh100 were zero-rated by GoK. M-pesa is only one of them. Waache kujifanya wazuri na tunawajua.

Huyu nitampea. Anyone to spite Kenyatta.

It's you to visit the elders, not the elders to visit you. The said elders should be beyond reproach. Drunkards, womanizers, as well as people with tax fraud and bloody pasts should never call themselves elders.

WTF is this? Nothing is as infuriating as thinking the "H" sound is optional. Si hata u-copy hapo kwa menu jameni. Jai definitely sounds nothing like Njahî (njaah-hay).

Kama unazihofia, itabidi uingie kwa gari uishie mwenyewe. Barabara si mbaya vile siku hizi.

Watu wanatuma pikipiki 20 za boxer na vile ni hotcake na haziibiwi, kwani ni nini hio hotcake kuliko boxer Turkana?

Peleka hapo Machakos ndogo upee canter za JP. Utapata a short mukorino who looks like he's always smiling broadly. Don't be fooled, he actually has an odd grimacing mannerism. Itakua Lodwar kesho afternoon.

Hii ni nini? Please quote the specific part. We won't ask for anything more. Au uniambie niende nijisomee juu hapo ndio umeelekea.