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    Premier League 2021/22 fixtures released

    Norwich must have insulted someone at the FA. They play Liverpool, then Mancity, then Leicester, then Arsenal. Hujuma!
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    All bark no bite

    Which committee of parliament ordered this?
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    All bark no bite

    If you (and your family) earned Sh180,000 daily since independence while saving all of it and paying no taxes, you still wouldn't have made Sh4 billion. Sh180,000 x 365 x 58(years) = Sh3,810,600,000
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    Lunch

    Bora ni fresh. I'd rather eat clean fresh punda than stinking beef carcass any day.
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    Epicurean Paradox

    This is indeed a cool guide.
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    nairobi has very good laws,

    Making ANY kind of noise. If a kanjo decides you talking on your phone is noise, or if he thinks you're chewing your gum audibly, my friend you broke the law.
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    nairobi has very good laws,

    Kitu mimi huuliza, if a by-law is inconsistent with the constitution that gives by-laws power, can it be challenged and/or disobeyed? For example: WTF is this?
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    another illegality or activism?

    Like which one court order did they (attempt to) enforce but were told it was unconstitutional?
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    another illegality or activism?

    Huwezi waona. Wako huko wakipost dondo za vibanda.
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    Euro 2020

    These squads of yours are outdated. Trent Alexander-Arnold is out with an injury.
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    another illegality or activism?

    Bro, najua unaumia lakini it's not everything. Only that which is unconstitutional. The constitution does not care what name you give the illegalities. Whether you call it "presidential decree", "executive order", "Mum amesema", etc. If it's unconstitutional, it will be struck down by the courts.
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    Budget Speech and Uhuru's Voodoo Economics

    Huwezi waona. They're huko posting cliché WhatsApp jokes and clips. After the budget is read today, acha utaona a series of circuses and absurdities in the news just to keep the masses from speaking about their. I'll predict an absurd sex scandal involving a senior politician.
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    Budget Speech and Uhuru's Voodoo Economics

    Barely a week ago, I posted this reply on this thread: https://kenyanlist.net/index.php?threads/swali-kwa-wsr-die-hards.18466/#post-212579 Now our Uhuru would first borrow to build roads and ports, then tax nduthi imports, and then tax nduthi spare parts shops, then tax the shops landlords...
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    Tokyo Olympics update

    Poetic. Manipulation of Covid numbers and denying Kenyans vaccines to further manipulate Covid numbers coming back to haunt GoK.
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    Madaraka day speech

    Hata hii hapa ni interpretation ndugu @Mwalimu-G ? "While I stand by the Rule of Law and I will always obey the decisions of the courts..." - Uhuru
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    Madaraka day speech

    I quoted your nude hero word for word. Hakuna interpretation hapo.
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    Madaraka day speech

    Amesema majaji wanafaa wajue katiba sio utumwa. "The constitution is not a yoke around our necks". Meaning, he can choose when and when not to wear/follow it! WTF?
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    A VERY GENEROUS UHURU

    How is he brilliant if everyone can see through his bullshit?
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    Desperate dynasties

    Here's your logic: You didn't do the right thing, therefore you should never do the right thing. Or, you didn't prevent a murder when you were able to, therefore what business do you have trying to prevent this murder?
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    Desperate dynasties

    Kwa hivyo kama hawakufanya mara ya kwanza wasiwahi fanya? What sort of warped logic is that?
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