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It's very true. But then again you haven't lived in minus temperatures for months on end the only reason you shower is out of habit si juu ya uchafu ama jasho. Before industrialization and piped water and heating, every town had a central communal place where bathing was allowed only once a...

Kikikikkkk!!.. It's the most sensible explanation! Kikikikkkk...

Ata Mimi I struggle to understand... And yet you still have to wash your bum while showering! What is the difference?

@Meria ,I have a different explanation. When the mzungu first introduced the Africans to tissue paper he warned them; "If you don't use enough tissue paper while wiping your bum, you might end up with a Kara itina." (A finger up your bum) That's what I was told... kikikikkkk!!!....

Kikikikkkk!... Uhuru is a good person and he has very good intentions for the people of Kenya. But he is not a strong leader. Although I have a feeling that one day in the future of Kenya, our children will look back and be grateful to Uhuru for all the infrastructure development that has...

I give him 7/10 so far. And I am Labour damu! He has surprised me by stepping away from the right wing conservative everyone thought he would be and by having a backbone. Just look at how he listened to his scientific advisors on Corona and didn't rush to shut schools etc.. when all the other...

Says the Jehovah's witness. That's why I only welcome into my house female Jehovah's hypocrites with pretty faces and big tits.

In Britain, supermarkets are CRACKING down on tissue paper panic buyers. Kikikikkkk...

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I'm a bounty that's why I spend time keeping up with my motherland. Ni sawa tu. I call out the wrongs in my motherland because I love it. I call out the wrongs in my motherland because sometimes you don't see your fault until someone else points it out. Hii denial is the biggest hinderance to...

Corruption = Selfishness and Greed. It is because of corruption and selfish leadership that we are out of our borders in the first place. If you think that we don't love our country you are mistaken. And it's all good quoting Malcolm X who never led by example and return to Africa. The only...

£30?.. Kwani hiyo sanitizer iko na vaccine?

There's a brewery in the UK that has stopped making beer and has turned its operations to making hand sanitizer to be supplied free of charge. Young people have started neighborhood groups who identify the elderly and disabled who live on their own and are going out to shop for them etc...

Take a chill pill mwalimu. It's a fecking joke! I didn't go to the brothel I'm self isolating at the moment....

I went to the brothel last night and the prostitute asked me if I had my own protection. "No" I said. So she gave me a face mask. Kikikikkkk!! Kikikikkkk!!....... Have a Corona free day Listers!!

How dare you call me a hypocrite!!???.. Take that back right now! I'm just sexually perverted.

I don't see anything wrong. It's awkward obviously for everyone around them but watazoea tu. In any case, when they break up they can always go back to being step siblings. Kikikikkkk.... I blame the current genre of porn online sijui ati Stepmom, daughter in law,mother son ,taboo etc.. It's...

I wanted to do the panic buying so I checked my account balance. looks like I can only Panic! Kikikikkkk!!! Kikikikkkk!!........

8. Whatever you do, don't have unprotected sex especially if your wife/girlfriend is not on birth control. We don't know how Corona virus affects pregnant women and the last thing we need is a Corona Generation.