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    Sonko fakes mothers grave for public sympathy

    Ill advice. Eti the the first populist stunt he could think of is to go straight to consult the dead the first thing before launching his gubernatorial bid! Mombasa people are very superstitious na kama ingekua ni wakati mwingine....! For he seems to be doing remarkably well, though.
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    Sonko Productions On Location

    Plot twist, and the show continues....
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    Sonko fakes mothers grave for public sympathy

    Plot twist. Someone said that this is a saga.
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    Incoming Governor 001

    Sasa akienda kuketi afungue twitter atume a biblical devotional message na akitoka aende hapo nnje aongoze wafuasi wake na maombi kwa yesu! Not judging, though. But...., wallahi with money life is good!
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    Let's suspend religion and save a generation

    Heheheee! Funny, isn't it? There used to be a president in Gambia who claimed to cure aids. Alishindwa HIVyo hivyo na akawa anakatalia kitini. HIVyo hivyo! Miracles are scams!
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    Assmio DP list

    Multibet.
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    Look and see what you will see

    Ahaa! You are smart!
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    What is the most hurting thing in LIFE?

    INABILITY, helplessness, inadequacy, want.... Poverty.
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    Look and see what you will see

    Stupid me for thinking ati the video is fake!
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    Why hasn't anyone in Kenya thought of making big money with it...

    ..., or perhaps they are doing it quietly. Who knows? The coca plant leaves are the main ingredients for making cocain. Coca plant is just another name for MUGUKA, or so I think. Coca plant. Mmea wa MCOCA. Mûmea wa MŰGŰKA...... Muguka.
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    National Bank to pay its customer 2.2 billion

    I know what you did there!
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    National Bank to pay its customer 2.2 billion

    There must have been an illicit collusion between the bank employees, the auctioneers and the eventual buyer, whoever he is.
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    Makofi ya seneta!

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    A transformer at the home of the late former President Mwai Kibaki vandalized

    Akiangaaa!!! @Meria, na mimi pia niombee Mungu anipe nguvu za kunyamaza!
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    A transformer at the home of the late former President Mwai Kibaki vandalized

    Muhimu sii cost ya kununua that damn hardware. Because we can always say 22 million ama 5 hundred pounds. Which is in other words, its value. There is another aspect to it ambayo huwezi kusema ni ten thousand ama 40 million. The convenience, ama inconvenience, whatever the case. That kind of...
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    Mwanaharakati Mary Wambui

    Wambui was conspicuously present in Othaya during the burial. I also saw a picture of her with Jimmy at the funeral home, I guess, but she was there.
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    While we slept...

    I am independent. Independent voter, not independent candidate.
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    Baba vomiting buuchit in Nyeri

    Unaona? Hata reasoning imeenda South! Siasa cia ciitû matukû tûrî irakuuo na igoto such that waboeka no gûcirekania orîmwe!
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    Baba vomiting buuchit in Nyeri

    You changed candidates and now you are grumpy, Mr Mwalimu, Sir! Why? Your candidate is very tired and too rusty he looks almost lifeless. The best you can do for yourself now is to go independent kama mimi if you don't want Ruto.
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