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    "Bandits" again

    Hawa Pokot wapatiwe uniforms tuwe tunawapeleka different places of the world kutwanga watu, for a fee of course.
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    "Bandits" again

    Tukuwe wapole kiasi. Hawa Pokot ndio huwa security buffer kwa border.
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    Thermos Vortex makes Subaru lose control

    My verdict: He wanted to return the favor to the tanker driver. Notice how he activates the right indicator immediately the tanker overtakes him (min 15:46), then tries to get into the opposite lane, readying to overtake the tanker, but notices an oncoming lorry, which forces him back to his...
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    Camping Enthusiasts, kujeni muone

    Hizo ni wingroads tano, fully tropicalised, dents and all.
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    Fear women

    Hapa unajipea points kiujanja ujanja. Tunajua serikali iko na password yako ya hii kijiji. For someone who can identify adult actors with their two names, anything is possible. Alafu kuna rumours ile hustle ya photography ni front tu ya kuzuia usipate maswali mob kutoka kwa serikali.
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    Limuru Road (City Park Market) is a No go zone!

    Hii cartelism inaendelea kwa sectors nyingi sana. One of the reasons the cost of living is disproportionately high in this country.
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    Investing in TZ

    With a little deliberate planning, we should be able to export a million high-potential individuals to the rest of Africa. Mtu kama introvert anafaa kuwa na Toyota dealership huko kwa ndugu zake Sauth Sudan.
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    Govt Takes Action on Headteachers After Uproar Over Extra School Fees

    Sasa kuna mtoto atakuwa anamalizia class six akiwa na 11-12 years. Huyu hawezi ata beba bodaboda.
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    Rogue D- Arrested

    They are usually charged with extortion of money by threats contrary to section 300/1(A) of the Penal Code, which attracts a measly 50K in fines or a prison term of two and a half years. These are people who will continue with their lives as if nothing happened.
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    Kama hujui hujui

    After 2 years of hard work and penny-pinching, I finally achieved my dream of upgrading from my humble, mud-built single room to a ‘luxurious’, stone-built double room with piped water (though no electricity). My new abode was located in a secluded row of just four houses with a front-slanting...
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    D- Chronicles: Lost firearm

    Ulevi.
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    Rogue D- Arrested

    There should be special penalties for law enforcers who use their positions to extort, which should include forfeiture of wealth and properties, since they most likely were acquired through illegal means. In this case they are worse than armed thugs, who won't operate in broad daylight unbothered.
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    Today's NONSENSE

    Kila mtu ako na version yake. Ata wewe hukosi T-shirt ingine iko na openings kama saba. This is the danger of creeping wear and tear. It happens so slowly we are never triggered to take action, and the slow change means we can adapt with very little adjustments. Sitasema yangu ni gani lakini...
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    Late Lunch - Proper Protein, Greens & Ugali Ratio

    Hiyo mush ongeza pieces zingine tatu. Hujafika age ya kuhesabu carbs. All hills should be flat for young fellows.
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    Herbalists - Can they save the day?

    Arrrgh! Kumbe dawa nangoja ni chai.
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    Herbalists - Can they save the day?

    Well villagers, I've been feeling a little down in the dumps lately, so I decided to seek some help from Mother Nature herself. I paid a visit to a wise old herbalist (not the resident herbalist) who peered into my aura and proclaimed that I needed a special elixir to boost my spirits. The...
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    Crazy Miraa Maniac

    Story za jaba. Kustabalize ndio kufanya nini?
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    in the headlines

    Sitasema kitu nilitaka kusema.
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    Detectives have recovered two firearms and over 470 rounds of ammunition of 9mm and 5.56 mm calibre,

    The gun is used to fire the bullets which are then smelted to make fake gold ingots. Inakaa walikosa kifuli mzuri. Wapi naweza pata mtu nim-con 10 millions alafu mnitafute?
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    Equity wamekunja mkia

    Banks are sensitive institutions. A small clamour can be the beginning of the end within days if not weeks. They did not anticipate the targeted fellow going public.
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