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  1. Field Marshal

    Hustler fund launch.

    You are better than this. Who is criminalizing poverty? The world over, borrowers are expected to pay up. If they don't sanctions apply. These can range from being excluded, being auctioned and being declared a bankrupt, to even doing jail-time. Ama coz it's "govt" money different standards...
  2. Field Marshal

    Nongwe mbili...

    And just like that @gaylord will have a choice of two orifices....
  3. Field Marshal

    Dr Ephantus Njuguna Gakuo

    Dainaste....
  4. Field Marshal

    Hustler fund launch.

    Rubbish. Absolute rubbish. Making credit affordable is a prerequisite of economic devt.
  5. Field Marshal

    This is Guka - Nisaidieni Pris Juu Ya Hii PTSD...

    I like to pride myself as a tough old negro, you know, gone around the world twice, ferked a cockroach, and even slapped a cop with an AK outside a bar at Wilson. That type of guy. Lakini kuna picha niliona on these streets (ama kule kwingine) more than a year ago which has become a living...
  6. Field Marshal

    Hustler fund launch.

    The good thing is that these will be weeded out when they don't pay the first 500. And remember it will be a crime not to repay...
  7. Field Marshal

    Hustler fund launch.

    Am starting to like the idea of the hustler fund. It is a game changer.
  8. Field Marshal

    Utam wa pesa

    She won't last the year. Bookmark this.
  9. Field Marshal

    Hustler fund launch.

    Wacha ujinga....
  10. Field Marshal

    Counterfeit Alcohol Mastermind Arrested

    Thanks bro. I needed this...
  11. Field Marshal

    Counterfeit Alcohol Mastermind Arrested

    Ethanol, not methanol....
  12. Field Marshal

    I received a Sh100,000 job offer, it turned out to be a murder plot

    If you want to commit murder, like I will next year, do it yourself. Best way is by poisoning with a drug like scopolamine. The drug disappears from the bloodstream almost immediately after causing a massive heart attack. Go murder your folks people!
  13. Field Marshal

    Counterfeit Alcohol Mastermind Arrested

    It had to be a meno-brown mdomo-kauka inverted pyramid shiny-eyed mungich hoe. Ogopa this sub-species....
  14. Field Marshal

    Alinur Mohamed

    Bonobozzz hushangaza sana.....is this the first bisch to make chips?
  15. Field Marshal

    In honour of a legendary shoe-thrower

    It should have been a grenade. Those criminals killed 1.5 million innocent Iraqis but they now want us all to weep because 400 blonde Ukrainian children have been killed by mostly their own country's bbq inaccurate surface-to-air missiles. Some even landed in Poland and killed people there..
  16. Field Marshal

    AOB 29nd/11/20202

    Brilliant riposte!
  17. Field Marshal

    Yet another day in Bonobostan

    Phew! Thanks. For one moment there I thought we were losing you the way we lost a very nice old man from the slopes to irrational politics...siku hizi almost everything he posts is one-dimensional....
  18. Field Marshal

    AOB 29nd/11/20202

    You slow...
  19. Field Marshal

    AOB 29nd/11/20202

    What exactly is wrong with some Luh.., er, er, er, ...people? A man goes to pick his daughter from hospital. She's been suffering from malaria but is now we'll. Dude doesn't have money to pay the bill and requests to sleep in the ward overnight to keep her company. AT NIGHT HE RAPES HER...
  20. Field Marshal

    A.O.B. Monday, 28rd Nov 2022

    No it's not bro. I want the rational, easy-going, witty Mzeiya back. Two words. Go ferk yourself. Yeah, I know....
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