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Damn, that's one depressing building..

Anybody who can be duped by those stove-legged midomo-kauka mungich hoes needs to be robbed...End of...

Stop being emotional...

If punishing dainastees will result in affordable credit then kaende kakisonganga...

Again, what's this got to do with the prices of bull balls in Babylon? Maisha ni yake, degree ni zake. Si muishi maisha yenu? Why do you have to launch ad hominems for petty reasons? Do you know what psychology 101 says about such behaviour? Wacheni porojo ndugu zangu...

So @Denis Young is now joining @YoungD to mob lynch my gal? What am I missing here guys?

Bonobozz are truly amazing. Truly, truly amazing. Wanatombana kama panya and expect other people to shoulder the burdens of "free" pampers, pads, education up to university level, health, food during small droughts, free endless credit, etc etc. Na nikiwaita monkeys mnasema natusiana....

Relax. I got your back sweetie....

Tafadhali tuheshiane kijana pris. Only I, Guka, have a right to reprimand or insult my bae. You sir do not have that privilege so I would appreciate if you extended to the gracious lady all the courtesies expected of a gentleman. I will be much obliged sir.

Because I love you, I will not give it to you between the eyes. I'll simply ask you kindly and politely, HAVE YOU FERKING READ THE KENYA LAW REPORT OF CASE 14 OF 2019? Yes or no? And don't give me those convoluted arguments about not criminalising poverty. Hiyo NGOesque BS peleka activists...

I really, really, really find it extremely irritating when someone makes up shit in their head and then proceeds to push it as the gospel truth. You want to say there's no civil jail in Kenya? Can you Gugu what Case 14 of 2019 in the High Court was/ is all about? Also, kindly dial *254# and...

Ile taa ya red hublink chini ya ndege kubwa huwa ya nini? And in case you are wondering, my expansive multi- million Ndeiya hacienda lies under the flight path to JKIA. So any time a dirry titties is doing cowgirl in the open air on me at night I see these big jets flying overhead with blinking...

What are you talking about? Expressing dissenting or controversial opinions is not prohibited. Nor is banter.

A dead body doesn't scare me, a mutilated one on the other hand horrifies me when I think, this here was once a human being like me. In my previous life I studied anatomy at Chiromo for an year. To shock start us, our lecturers took us 19-year olds to the anatomy lab on day one without...

Game on, old porcupine, game on....

I don't know man. But it's creeping me out bro...

To be fair, such programmes are usually donor-funded and the monies ring-fenced for specific purposes. Of course, githeri media or politically-prejudiced old porcupines may not want such possibilities to interfere with a juicy propaganda yarn..

He he he he! The Standard headline used my phrase "game changer'...

I am no lawyer but I do know that until very recently, perhaps before the new Katiba, one could be taken to civil jail in Kenya for up to six months for not paying a debt. And don't have the bonobo trait of forming arguments in your head and then replying to them yourself sweetheart. Where did...

Wacha ninyamaze...