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  1. Clemens

    Kaptiony Girls High School, The school in the forest

    Unless Joe Makilap played a fast one, Kaptiony girls was hived off from Kaptiony primary a year ago. And is a flagship project for the first term MP. But him being a slick know-it-all and a member of the parliamentary budget committee, could be, just could be, he stuck his greedy fingers in.
  2. Clemens

    Breaking: Doctor's Strike Ends

    Poor interns.
  3. Clemens

    Okiya spotted

    Doesn't he bounce, when he tries to bonk his missus?
  4. Clemens

    Breaking: Doctor's Strike Ends

    Did they achieve their goals?
  5. Clemens

    Friday to be a National Holiday

    We tried telling you about the choices, but you made your ears to be hard of hearing, now look at us all suffering, due to the mistakes of wasio skia la mkuu.
  6. Clemens

    Nyandarua residents gather to pray to be saved from disasters

    Hehehe, 😂 😂 😂 @mzeiya weka Ile gif ya Spiderman akijipoint.
  7. Clemens

    The end of an era.

    Hapo Kwa top-notch humour, I see their jokes regurgitated by sociomedia comedians, some 30+ years down the line.
  8. Clemens

    The end of an era.

    True that, they never understood that, things that are South African, are hardly palatable to East African region.
  9. Clemens

    The end of an era.

    Publications are dying world over. I was weaned in famous five, hardy boys and the likes. Whenever I see my progeny glued on ping-pong and Coco melon, I am miffed, but we all have our learning tools.
  10. Clemens

    The end of an era.

    Decades ago, this magazine and other available writing (including Jehovah's witnesses pamphlets), made an interesting read. Taking me and many other avid readers to tour foreign lands, while seated in a stool outside my father's house. Fare thee well.
  11. Clemens

    Fuak Kenyattas

    Nakumbuka bitcoin zikiuzwa ovyo ovyo, nikaringa some 12 years ago. What you have said is the truth.
  12. Clemens

    Wakishiba hawasumbui. Tawe!

    Hehehe, the book of ecclesiastics says there is nothing new in this world.
  13. Clemens

    Wakishiba hawasumbui. Tawe!

    Natembeya is becoming the Karanja fellow who was used to whip kibaki when he was Moi's VP.
  14. Clemens

    Mai Mahiu

    😁 How do you raise an alarm jokingly?
  15. Clemens

    Mai Mahiu

    This means Kenya railways guys failed in their duties, check out the number of people in KR vote head!!
  16. Clemens

    Schools opening postponed

    Meeting hordes of kids heading to school, knowing that the midnight pronouncements were missed by thier parents, is a great example of miscommunication by the powers that be.
  17. Clemens

    Chepukatdnezzar

    So long as things don't go our way, we had Kivuitu and Hassan before him, who also bore the brunt of ill wishes from the opposition.
  18. Clemens

    When you lose your self respect your neighbours despise you

    It touches some sacred cows in this administration, it shall be sweeped under the rag, time is our witness.
  19. Clemens

    uhuru in ichaweri looking emaciated

    Eish!!! They want to dictate the calendar of a private citizen?
  20. Clemens

    When you lose your self respect your neighbours despise you

    The Tz's minister has an impeccable mastery of the queen's language, a rarity in those shores, wild accusations and utterances are too common these days.
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