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  1. Clemens

    #RejectFinanceBill2024

    Today is a turning point, it's either we sit down and make the necessary changes or we enter into an abyss for quite sometime.
  2. Clemens

    Mlevy aka Mr. 21% is now engaging

    About turn?
  3. Clemens

    US$400 million (Kshs 50 billion) to electrify the Nairobi-Ruiru Railway line

    The IMF honchos are the same guys who determine the 'thematic areas' of grant applications cycle for NGO's.
  4. Clemens

    #RejectFinanceBill2024

    Armchair general this one, giving online orders while chilling in his La Z boy recliner. Bure kabisa.
  5. Clemens

    US$400 million (Kshs 50 billion) to electrify the Nairobi-Ruiru Railway line

    Ni ujanjez ya Hali ya juu, since you are funded and at the same time earning money from sales.
  6. Clemens

    US$400 million (Kshs 50 billion) to electrify the Nairobi-Ruiru Railway line

    Note the catch phrases 'reduced emissions', 'lower operating costs' 'Decreased reliance on imported fuel' and creating green jobs not forgetting 'promoting emobility adoption' 'reducing carbon emissions' these are the keyword phrases that assures the applicant access to loans from the west...
  7. Clemens

    How do we connect Uhuru to this?

    Shiet!!! She's daring them?
  8. Clemens

    Footinmouthiasis

    Being elected for a third time makes you think that parliament is their permanent abode.
  9. Clemens

    Who's fooling who here?

    There is a PDF about it, in the interwebs kiongozi, it's the one that recruited Agriprenuers last year to register farmers.
  10. Clemens

    Who's fooling who here?

    Kwa ground farmers are planting coffee like nobody's business, the NAVCDP program slated to run from 2023-2028, is encouraging farmers to plant coffee, avocado, rear chicken and dairy cows, in 35 counties. Let's hope the technocrats had foreseen something good for the farmers.
  11. Clemens

    Senior police officer killed after shooting Makadara magistrate

    For refusing to pay a hefty bribe? You have must be an offspring of paramount chief Njiru of Murang'a, or Wambugu of Nyeri, or Warahiu/Snr Chief Koinange of Kiambu. The way you think points in that direction.
  12. Clemens

    Kimani Ichungwa to Rigathi

    Differentiation between the mouth of that sycophant and his object of adoration rear orifice is becoming hard ass(sic) each day passes by.
  13. Clemens

    Message to you spouses and sisters

    Hizo si za watu wakufunguliwa manyu? My grandpa Kipkurgat Chepsiror died at a ripe age of 93, he never wore one, I know that since I was his right hand man for two and half decades.
  14. Clemens

    AOB 15RD/06/20206

    Pombe ya mafundi
  15. Clemens

    AOB 15RD/06/20206

    ,🤣🤣🤣 lady boy, in Pattaya this is very common. In 2011, got advice from a fellow Kenyan, to always check for an adams apple before chips fungaring the Thailand chicks, otherwise utapatana na mtu amebeba mhogo kwa suruali kama wewe masquerading as a chic.
  16. Clemens

    Message to you spouses and sisters

    Sad news, for my sisters and kids, thanks God my spouse is past child bearing age, na pia I prefer my agemates as mpango wa kando, there is no way a 44 yrs old woman will think of entrapping you with a pregnancy.
  17. Clemens

    Live from Nyeri

    🤣🤣🤣 Back when I was a mite of a boy, we had a chizi wa mtaa known as wamathuruari, this was due to the fact due to his mental illness, he had lots of suruaris. Just reading your post, took me back to the mid to late 80's.(By the way city commission Askari used to torch his makeshift home every...
  18. Clemens

    AOB 14rd/06/20204

    I remember listening to the song still by Dre in that mat.
  19. Clemens

    AOB 14rd/06/20204

    2001 ama?
  20. Clemens

    Directline Assurance

    https://x.com/ntvkenya/status/1800465439262134692?s=19
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